Uncategorized September 21, 2019 September 21, 2019 President Warns Americans Not To Interfere In Next Election By Voting For The Democrat by James Schlarmann
Local News September 20, 2019 September 20, 2019 President Calls California ‘Unconstitutional,’ and Revokes Its Statehood by James Schlarmann
Politics September 17, 2019 September 19, 2019 President Orders DOJ to Investigate Obama For Being Better at Literally Everything Than He Is by James Schlarmann
Business September 16, 2019 September 16, 2019 Barack Obama Buys and Renames Netflix, Releases List of Its First Three New Shows by James Schlarmann
Local News, Politics September 15, 2019 September 15, 2019 Donald Trump Stump Speech Breaks Out At Klan Rally by James Schlarmann
Business September 12, 2019 September 12, 2019 Irate Manager Demands to Speak to Store’s Karen by James Schlarmann
Uncategorized September 11, 2019 September 11, 2019 Trump Was ‘On the Way’ to Help First Responders on 9/11, But Decided to Let Someone Else ‘Hog All the Glory’ by James Schlarmann
Politics September 10, 2019 September 10, 2019 “I Guess I’ll Just Have to Bomb Iran All By Myself!” by James Schlarmann
LIfestyle September 9, 2019 September 9, 2019 Sculptor Almost Threw Out a Mitch McConnell That Looked Like an Old Lump of Unused Clay by James Schlarmann
Business September 6, 2019 September 6, 2019 Dan Crenshaw Opening Bank That Loans Guns to People on a Hunch by James Schlarmann
LIfestyle August 19, 2019 August 19, 2019 Trump Writes “I’m Not Racist!” on the Back of Barack Obama’s Kenyan Birth Certificate and Mails It to Central Park 5 by James Schlarmann
Entertainment August 12, 2019 August 12, 2019 Billy Joel Says McConnell Was Inspiration for “Only the Good Die Young” by James Schlarmann
Uncategorized August 4, 2019 August 4, 2019 Trumper Blames Gilroy, El Paso, and Dayton Shootings on AntiFa, Weakened Muslim Ban, and Border Wall Fight by James Schlarmann
Entertainment August 4, 2019 August 4, 2019 Weather Channel To Start Including Local Shooting Forecasts in U.S. by James Schlarmann
LIfestyle August 3, 2019 August 3, 2019 Anti-Vaxxer Outraged Friends ‘Listened to Science,’ and Vaccinated Their Baby by James Schlarmann
LIfestyle August 2, 2019 August 2, 2019 Trump Says His ‘Guys’ Will Find Ark of The Covenant and Holy Grail Within First 100 Days if Re-Elected by James Schlarmann
Tech July 28, 2019 July 28, 2019 Man Invents Device for Translating Farts and Donald Trump by James Schlarmann
Religion July 21, 2019 August 26, 2019 Conservative Christian: Rape Pregnancies Are ‘Just God Putting One In You’ by James Schlarmann
