Politics January 24, 2020 January 24, 2020 Trump Explains Yovanovitch Tape: He Meant “Take Her Out” for Hamberders and Covfefe by James Schlarmann
Politics January 23, 2020 January 23, 2020 Cruz: “You Know What? My Wife is an Ugly She-Beast. My Dad Did Try to Kill JFK. Trump Is Totally Innocent.” by James Schlarmann
News January 22, 2020 January 22, 2020 Impeachment Trial Day 2 Summary: Lying Sacks of Shit Spend Day Lying to Protect a Lying Sack of Shit by James Schlarmann
Politics January 21, 2020 January 21, 2020 McConnell Opens Senate Impeachment Trial With Traditional Burning of the Constitution by James Schlarmann
News January 16, 2020 January 16, 2020 Law Offices of Hannity, Limbaugh, & Bongino, LLP Offers Its Services to White House for Impeachment Trial by James Schlarmann
News January 13, 2020 January 14, 2020 Trump 2020 Campaign Sells Out of $500 Candles That Smell Like President’s Butthole by James Schlarmann
Politics January 10, 2020 January 10, 2020 Evangelicals for Trump Releases List of “10 Best Pussy Grabbin’ Moments From The Bible” by James Schlarmann
News January 9, 2020 January 9, 2020 Ted Cruz: “Why Do Democrats Cry Over Terrorists From Other Countries But Vilify the Ones Who Voted For Trump?” by James Schlarmann
Uncategorized December 23, 2019 December 23, 2019 Trump Orders Additional “K” Added To Hanukkah to “Make Jew Christmas Great Again” by James Schlarmann
Politics December 19, 2019 December 19, 2019 Barack Obama and Merrick Garland Not Buying Mitch McConnell’s Bullshit by James Schlarmann
Entertainment October 14, 2019 October 14, 2019 Trump Asks Ukraine to Dig Up Dirt on Sean Spicer’s Dancing With the Stars Rivals by James Schlarmann
Uncategorized September 23, 2019 September 23, 2019 Studies Show Mitch McConnell in Unique Position to Help U.S. Fund Medicare For All by James Schlarmann
Business September 16, 2019 September 16, 2019 Barack Obama Buys and Renames Netflix, Releases List of Its First Three New Shows by James Schlarmann
Business September 12, 2019 September 12, 2019 Irate Manager Demands to Speak to Store’s Karen by James Schlarmann
Uncategorized September 11, 2019 September 11, 2019 Trump Was ‘On the Way’ to Help First Responders on 9/11, But Decided to Let Someone Else ‘Hog All the Glory’ by James Schlarmann
LIfestyle September 9, 2019 September 9, 2019 Sculptor Almost Threw Out a Mitch McConnell That Looked Like an Old Lump of Unused Clay by James Schlarmann
Business September 6, 2019 September 6, 2019 Dan Crenshaw Opening Bank That Loans Guns to People on a Hunch by James Schlarmann
LIfestyle September 4, 2019 September 4, 2019 Second Amendment Enthusiast Can’t Wait to Try Out His Penis Pump Action Shotgun by James Schlarmann
