LIfestyle February 25, 2020 February 25, 2020 Man Kicking Himself for Missing the Perfect Opportunity to Kill Himself by James Schlarmann
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Local News February 20, 2020 February 20, 2020 Roger Stone Hopes to Still Get Conjugal Visits With Trump’s Ass by James Schlarmann
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LIfestyle February 14, 2020 February 14, 2020 Local Feline Entering Rehab After Catnip Fueled $4000 Amazon Shopping Spree by James Schlarmann
Science February 13, 2020 February 13, 2020 Study Shows 85% of Monopoly Money Used to Snort Pixy Stix by James Schlarmann
LIfestyle February 12, 2020 February 12, 2020 Middle-Aged Man Should Probably Be Better at Fucking By Now by James Schlarmann
LIfestyle December 6, 2019 February 8, 2020 Man in Romantic Relationship With Wall Socket Shocked by Genital Pain by James Schlarmann
LIfestyle December 2, 2019 December 2, 2019 Santa Asks 58 Year Old If She Still Believes Trump is a Real President by James Schlarmann
Entertainment November 19, 2019 November 19, 2019 Trump Records Christmas Single for Charity: “White Power Christmas” by James Schlarmann
Religion November 11, 2019 November 11, 2019 Trump Signs Treaty With Obama, Officially Ending War on Christmas by James Schlarmann
Uncategorized November 5, 2019 November 5, 2019 NYC Property Values Have Skyrocketed by 300% Since Trump Announced He Left City by James Schlarmann
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