LIfestyle August 19, 2019 August 19, 2019 Trump Writes “I’m Not Racist!” on the Back of Barack Obama’s Kenyan Birth Certificate and Mails It to Central Park 5 by James Schlarmann
News, Politics August 18, 2019 August 18, 2019 President Promises TrumpCare Will Cover ‘Non-Existing Conditions’ by James Schlarmann
Politics August 17, 2019 August 17, 2019 Trump 2020 Campaign Will Use Flaming T’s to Help His Base Find Their Polling Station by James Schlarmann
News August 16, 2019 August 19, 2019 Greenland Asks Trump How He Can Afford to Buy Them Without a Loan from His Dad or Putin by James Schlarmann
Politics August 16, 2019 August 16, 2019 Trump Unveils New 2020 Campaign Slogan: “Make the South Rise Again” by James Schlarmann
Politics August 14, 2019 August 14, 2019 Trump Says Election Security Measures Must Include a Loyalty Pledge by James Schlarmann
Entertainment August 12, 2019 August 12, 2019 Billy Joel Says McConnell Was Inspiration for “Only the Good Die Young” by James Schlarmann
News August 8, 2019 August 9, 2019 Gamestop to Start Requiring 7-Day Waiting Periods on All Violent Video Games by James Schlarmann
News August 7, 2019 August 7, 2019 Trump Promises to Write MAGA Bomber Every Day He’s in Prison by James Schlarmann
Politics August 5, 2019 August 5, 2019 Trump Says That He Misses Blaming His Farts on Sarah Huckabee Sanders by James Schlarmann
Uncategorized July 3, 2019 July 3, 2019 Trump Orders New ‘Specialized’ ICE Squad For Hispanic Arrests and Deportations by James Schlarmann
Business July 2, 2019 July 30, 2019 Ivanka Opens North Korean Factory to Make Tennis Shoes With Confederate Flags on Them by James Schlarmann
Food and Dining June 29, 2019 August 17, 2019 McDonald’s Unveils New “McF#ckIt” Burger For Customers Who Just Don’t Care Anymore by James Schlarmann
Science June 29, 2019 August 15, 2019 Norwegian Woman Would Never Live In S###hole Countries Without Universal Healthcare by James Schlarmann
Entertainment June 27, 2019 June 27, 2019 ISIS Offers Out of Work NRA-TV Host Dana Loesch a Spokes-Terrorist Position by James Schlarmann
Science June 9, 2019 June 9, 2019 Donald Trump Jr. To Undergo Plastic Surgery For Rare Facial Condition by James Schlarmann
Business June 3, 2019 June 3, 2019 Trump Outraged Queen Elizabeth Was Watching CNN in the Throne Room When He Arrived by James Schlarmann
Dating/Romance May 28, 2019 May 28, 2019 Alabama Republicans Propose New State Miscarriage Investigation Unit by James Schlarmann
