News, Politics, Tech January 20, 2019 January 20, 2019 Twitter To Fact-check President Trump in Real Time by Loretta Splitair
LIfestyle, News, Politics January 20, 2019 January 20, 2019 Border Prayer Rugs Blamed on Fake El Paso Flea Market by fink
Dating/Romance, News January 17, 2019 January 17, 2019 Area Man Misinterprets Wife’s Request for a Facial by Loretta Splitair
Food and Dining, News, Politics January 16, 2019 January 16, 2019 Trump Buys 100 Salads For Winning Women’s College Basketball Team by fink
Business January 16, 2019 January 16, 2019 Burger King Preps 60,000 Mexican Replacement Robots by fink
Food and Dining January 16, 2019 January 16, 2019 Mexico Offers to Pay Furloughed U.S. Workers’ Salaries by James Schlarmann
Science January 14, 2019 January 15, 2019 27 People Missing & Presumed Dead in Flat Earth Expedition by fink
Entertainment, Local News, News, Politics January 13, 2019 January 13, 2019 Ben Shapiro Breaks World’s Fastest Bumper Sticker Reading Record by fink
LIfestyle, News, Politics, Uncategorized January 12, 2019 January 12, 2019 Gated Communities Discovered to be Massive Secret Government Social Experiment by Xander X. Xanthangum
News, Politics, Tech January 12, 2019 January 12, 2019 Special Report: Russian Schools Training Trolls to Misspell Like Average Americans by Loretta Splitair
Tech August 20, 2018 August 20, 2018 Amazon Working On Rectal Recognition Software So You Always Know Who Dealt It by James Schlarmann
LIfestyle August 17, 2018 August 17, 2018 Parenting Study: Kids Will Probably Be A-Holes Regardless of What You Do by James Schlarmann
LIfestyle August 15, 2018 August 15, 2018 Asshole Really Wants To Give You His Asshole Opinion by James Schlarmann
Sports August 14, 2018 August 14, 2018 Trump Suggests NFL Players Protest Police Brutality With Tiki Torches, Swastikas, and Weapons by James Schlarmann
Sports August 7, 2018 August 7, 2018 West Hollywood Offers Trump’s Walk of Fame Star to Lebron James by James Schlarmann
LIfestyle August 1, 2018 August 3, 2018 ISIS Sends Mike Pence Congratulations on His New ‘Religious Inquisition’ Task Force by James Schlarmann
Business July 12, 2018 July 12, 2018 Richard Spencer Named Papa John’s New Chairman by James Schlarmann
Entertainment, LIfestyle July 11, 2018 January 10, 2019 Area Town Fears It Only Exists in David Lynch’s Imagination by fink
