Politics December 13, 2019 December 13, 2019 Country’s Biggest Shit Wants Nationwide Toilet Probe by James Schlarmann
LIfestyle December 6, 2019 December 6, 2019 Man in Romantic Relationship With Wall Socket Shocked by Genital Pain by James Schlarmann
LIfestyle December 2, 2019 December 2, 2019 Santa Asks 58 Year Old If She Still Believes Trump is a Real President by James Schlarmann
Politics November 30, 2019 November 30, 2019 Women for Trump Teams With Chickens for McNuggets on Campaign Fundraiser by James Schlarmann
News November 28, 2019 November 28, 2019 Pentagon Tells Trump U.S. Armed Forces ‘Can’t Afford’ Two-Front War on Christmas and Thanksgiving by James Schlarmann
Entertainment November 19, 2019 November 19, 2019 Trump Records Christmas Single for Charity: “White Power Christmas” by James Schlarmann
Politics November 12, 2019 November 12, 2019 Lindsey Graham: “You Can’t Impeach Trump Until I Stop Blowing Him” by James Schlarmann
Religion November 11, 2019 November 11, 2019 Trump Signs Treaty With Obama, Officially Ending War on Christmas by James Schlarmann
Politics November 9, 2019 November 9, 2019 Mitch McConnell: “Trump’s Not Above the Law, It Just Doesn’t Apply to Him” by James Schlarmann
Local News November 8, 2019 November 8, 2019 Man Burning Cross in MAGA Hat Says Democrats Are the ‘Real Racists’ by James Schlarmann
Uncategorized September 23, 2019 September 23, 2019 Studies Show Mitch McConnell in Unique Position to Help U.S. Fund Medicare For All by James Schlarmann
Business September 16, 2019 September 16, 2019 Barack Obama Buys and Renames Netflix, Releases List of Its First Three New Shows by James Schlarmann
Business September 12, 2019 September 12, 2019 Irate Manager Demands to Speak to Store’s Karen by James Schlarmann
Uncategorized September 11, 2019 September 11, 2019 Trump Was ‘On the Way’ to Help First Responders on 9/11, But Decided to Let Someone Else ‘Hog All the Glory’ by James Schlarmann
LIfestyle September 9, 2019 September 9, 2019 Sculptor Almost Threw Out a Mitch McConnell That Looked Like an Old Lump of Unused Clay by James Schlarmann
Business September 6, 2019 September 6, 2019 Dan Crenshaw Opening Bank That Loans Guns to People on a Hunch by James Schlarmann
LIfestyle September 4, 2019 September 4, 2019 Second Amendment Enthusiast Can’t Wait to Try Out His Penis Pump Action Shotgun by James Schlarmann
Food and Dining, LIfestyle September 3, 2019 September 3, 2019 White Woman Already Sh***ing Pure Pumpkin Spice by James Schlarmann
