Politics November 12, 2019 November 12, 2019 Lindsey Graham: “You Can’t Impeach Trump Until I Stop Blowing Him” by James Schlarmann
Religion November 11, 2019 November 11, 2019 Trump Signs Treaty With Obama, Officially Ending War on Christmas by James Schlarmann
Politics November 9, 2019 November 9, 2019 Mitch McConnell: “Trump’s Not Above the Law, It Just Doesn’t Apply to Him” by James Schlarmann
Local News November 8, 2019 November 8, 2019 Man Burning Cross in MAGA Hat Says Democrats Are the ‘Real Racists’ by James Schlarmann
Politics November 5, 2019 November 5, 2019 President Requires Dirt on Joe Biden Before Pardoning Any Turkeys by James Schlarmann
Uncategorized November 5, 2019 November 5, 2019 NYC Property Values Have Skyrocketed by 300% Since Trump Announced He Left City by James Schlarmann
LIfestyle November 4, 2019 November 4, 2019 White House Thanksgiving Seating Chart Places President At Kids’ Table by James Schlarmann
Uncategorized November 4, 2019 November 4, 2019 Trump: UFC Crowd Was Booing Hillary Clinton for Not Showing Up For Them to Boo Her by James Schlarmann
News November 3, 2019 November 3, 2019 Investigation: Is the President a Complete Moron? by James Schlarmann
Local News October 31, 2019 October 31, 2019 Man Strikes First Blow in War on Christmas Putting Up His Lights on Halloween by James Schlarmann
Business September 12, 2019 September 12, 2019 Irate Manager Demands to Speak to Store’s Karen by James Schlarmann
Uncategorized September 11, 2019 September 11, 2019 Trump Was ‘On the Way’ to Help First Responders on 9/11, But Decided to Let Someone Else ‘Hog All the Glory’ by James Schlarmann
LIfestyle September 9, 2019 September 9, 2019 Sculptor Almost Threw Out a Mitch McConnell That Looked Like an Old Lump of Unused Clay by James Schlarmann
Business September 6, 2019 September 6, 2019 Dan Crenshaw Opening Bank That Loans Guns to People on a Hunch by James Schlarmann
LIfestyle September 4, 2019 September 4, 2019 Second Amendment Enthusiast Can’t Wait to Try Out His Penis Pump Action Shotgun by James Schlarmann
Food and Dining, LIfestyle September 3, 2019 September 3, 2019 White Woman Already Sh***ing Pure Pumpkin Spice by James Schlarmann
LIfestyle August 30, 2019 August 30, 2019 Study Shows 10 Out of 10 People Against Abortion Never Have to Get One by James Schlarmann
Entertainment August 22, 2019 August 22, 2019 For Some Reason, Sarah Huckabee Sanders Pretty Confident She Can Lie for Donald Trump on Fox News by James Schlarmann
