Local News May 20, 2019 May 20, 2019 Missouri Lawmakers Consider Changing State Nickname to “The Show Me Your Cooter State” by James Schlarmann
Editorial, News, Politics, Religion May 19, 2019 May 19, 2019 Alabama Rapist Can Finally Have The Family He Never Had by Loretta Splitair
News, Religion May 16, 2019 May 16, 2019 Fully Aroused Mike Pence Just Staring at Maps of Alabama, Georgia, Ohio, and Missouri by James Schlarmann
Entertainment May 13, 2019 May 13, 2019 Ben Shapiro Admits He Gets a Little Bigger Kick out of Owning the Black Libs by James Schlarmann
Politics May 10, 2019 May 10, 2019 Donald Trump Jr. Plans to Assert His 5th IQ Point and Amendment and Privileges by James Schlarmann
Politics May 5, 2019 May 5, 2019 White House Caters Cinco de Mayo Luncheon with Taco Bell by James Schlarmann
News April 29, 2019 April 29, 2019 Trump Congratulates White Janitor Who Cleaned Up After NFL Draft by James Schlarmann
Politics April 22, 2019 April 22, 2019 Anonymous Staffer Offers to Blow Trump So Republicans Will Support Impeaching Him by James Schlarmann
News, Politics April 18, 2019 April 18, 2019 Trump Outraged Barr Forgot to Redact His Family’s Secret Snake Oil Recipe from Mueller Report by James Schlarmann
Politics April 16, 2019 April 16, 2019 Trump: “Aww, Bummer! My Tax Returns Were in Notre Dame!” by James Schlarmann
Dating/Romance February 14, 2019 February 14, 2019 Former Cellmate to Auction George Zimmerman’s Prison Dildo by James Schlarmann
Entertainment February 10, 2019 February 10, 2019 South Park Creators to Produce Jade Helm 2020: The Musical by Loretta Splitair
Entertainment February 7, 2019 February 7, 2019 Liam Neeson On Shortlist for Trump’s Chief of Staff by James Schlarmann
LIfestyle, Science February 2, 2019 February 2, 2019 Area Woman Asks Jesus to Protect Trump. Jesus Says No by fink
Dating/Romance, LIfestyle January 31, 2019 January 31, 2019 Why Women Can’t Resist Steve Bannon by Loretta Splitair
Entertainment, LIfestyle, Science January 26, 2019 January 26, 2019 Chemtrail Learning Center Expands Into Amusement Park by fink
Business January 16, 2019 January 16, 2019 Burger King Preps 60,000 Mexican Replacement Robots by fink
Food and Dining January 16, 2019 January 16, 2019 Mexico Offers to Pay Furloughed U.S. Workers’ Salaries by James Schlarmann
