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Gosar’s Next Fundraiser Will Be Black Tie, Hoods Optional

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Rep. Paul Gosar (Nazi-AZ) will be participating in a fundraising event, held by known white nationalist Nick Fuentes and his America First SuperPAC this weekend. Mr. Fuentes is a devout, pro-MAGA conservative and Holocaust denier. It's going...

We Asked the American Flag If It Felt Offended By Gwen Berry’s Political Protest

This weekend, MAGA social media was incensed by the actions of a black athlete during a non-competitive segment of an athletic sporting event. This time, it was Olympic-qualifying hammer thrower Gwen Berry's protest during a podium ceremony she was...

I Don’t Know What Critical Race Theory Is, But I Know You’re Racist For Talking About It

The following editorial was written by conservative commentator and aide to former White House senior racism adviser Stephen Miller. All views and opinions expressed herein are those of Mr. Pewpson alone, and not this publication, its ownership, or staff....

Alien Confirms UFO Report But Denies Report MTG is of His Species

For decades, Americans have wondered about what evidence about unidentified flying objects -- UFOs -- their government has collected. Humankind has wondered since time in memoriam about whether they're alone in the great, expansive universe (or universes, as the...

Man Switches Parties After Devastating “Demon-craps” Insult

CORNHOLE LAKE, MINNESOTA -- For most of his adult life, Gary Bababuoy has been a registered Democrat. That doesn't mean he hasn't cast votes for candidates who belong to other parties, but about 20 years ago, Gary found himself...

Gov. Signs Law Forcing FBI to Give Every Missourian a Semiautomatic Rifle

JEFFERSON CITY, MISSOURI -- Governor Mike Parson (Q) just signed a bill into law that requires the Federal Bureau of Investigations to offer a free semiautomatic rifle to every resident of the Show Me State. The FBI has been...

Tom Cotton Would Support D.C.’s Statehood if It Was White and Pointy

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In 2019, the population of the District of Columbia was roughly 692,000 people. By comparison, each Dakota's population clocks in at roughly the same number of Americans, with South Dakota taking the top spot at just...

Bad News for Trump: House Rules State Speaker Must Be At Least as Intelligent as Their Gavel

The political career of alleged billionaire and former reality-TV game show Donald J. Trump could quite correctly be summarized as "unprecedented," and in several ways. Trump was not the only president to not win the popular vote, however he...

Joe Rogan Hopes to Ride Big Kid Rides This Summer

The summer months are, finally here! Making matters even better, the country seems to be opening back up again in earnest, after a pandemic on a global scale forced so many businesses to stay closed. One economic sector hoping...

Man Says He Would Not Have Pissed on McConnell Had He ‘Known Mitch Was On Fire’

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- At the time of publication, both Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell (Q-KY) is, according to medical professionals on site "stable and doing as well as can be expected" after spontaneously combusting. Reports are that, Darrell Dikchest,...

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Biden Sells White House Naming Rights to Soros, Inc for $666 Trillion

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Joe Biden signed an agreement today that authorizes a name change to the historic residence...