WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In a shocking turn of events, the Qanon Shaman was sentenced to three years in prison for his role in the January 6th attack on the US Capitol. However, our research has found that Q was unable...
CANTERLOT, EQUESTRIA -- In an early morning press release issued today, Head of State Princess Celestia congratulated Big Bird on their recent vaccination.
"We celebrate Big Birds decision to receive the newly approved Pfizer vaccine and hope all mythical creatures...
SANTO DOMINGO, DOMINICAN REPUBLIC -- In a shocking blow to the country, it is rumored that Rush Limbaugh's will left out his favorite Dominican past time: Underage prostitutes.
Victoria Smelling, a leading black market travel agent, had been dealing with...
PALM BEACH, FLORIDA -- Ronald Crabtree, a low level Oxycontin street dealer, sits in a second hand LazyBoy recliner, shuffling through a Rolodex.
"This one here. I've got stories about him," Crabtree tells us. " Lets just say this guy...
PALM BEACH, FLORIDA -- In breaking news, we have learned that conservatives across the United States have disavowed “God” after He cancelled Rush Limbaugh.
A statement, released by God’s assistant Jermaine, reads in part “…there just comes a time where you...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Rumors are spreading wildly as it seems Trump is moving forward with firing his second legal team while also hiring "Cat Lawyer," man that made international headlines this past week.
According to inside sources, Trump, the defeated and...
DENVER, COLORADO -- A recent study done on our nation’s airports have painted a very dismal picture. According to the "2020 Study on Passenger Travel Statistics", United States airports reported the least amount of traffic since the height of...
WASHINGTON D.C. -- Amongst the many changes being made in the Oval Office, White House officials confirmed the removal of Donald Trumps “Diet Coke Button”, and the less visible “Adderall Switch”.
The Diet Coke Button, first reported by CNN, was placed...
CAPITOL HILL -- McDonald's general manager, Richard Reid, says with the former president leaving the White House, the restaurants future looks bleak.
"He was our number one customer," Reid states. "Between honoring world class athletes with thousands of dollars worth...
