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Lindsey Graham to Defend Trump in 'Honor Duel' With Marianne Williamson

Lindsey Graham to Defend Trump in ‘Honor Duel’ With Marianne Williamson

Washington D.C. — Following comments made by Democratic candidate for President Marianne Williamson that ...

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Garth Gall of Clovis, CA says he plans to work hard to get his grades up.

Future Active Shooter Disappointed About His C- Manifesto Grade

Clovis, CA — Future active shooter and area incel Garth Gall spent the latter ...

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North Korea has made the usual step of purchasing a basketball player.

Kim Jong-un Purchases Michael Jordan

Pyongyang, North Korea — The Official new agency of the DPRK announced yesterday that ...

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Donald Trump took to Twitter again, this time he might have gone too far.

Trump Calls NBC Journalist A ‘Libtard’

Washington D.C. — Activists took to social media over the weekend calling on Twitter ...

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"BIG Boy" PD97-3034 Chemtrail Drone. Source: US Military.

Government Now Using Stealth Drones for Chemtrail Operations

Washington, D.C. — In a surprise executive order, the Trump Administration announced on Friday ...

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In an 8-1 decision, the Alabama Supreme Courted Ruled that all citizens must obey the word of God.

Alabama Supreme Court Rules God is Real-All Citizens Must Obey

Montgomery, AL — The Alabama Supreme Court ruled 8-1 in favor that God is ...

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A California man can't hack the challenges of living in the golden state anymore.

Low IQ Man Can’t Handle The Hectic Pace of California

Twin Falls, ID — Former California resident Harley Barton gave up on his golden ...

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Man Falls Off Forest Hill Bridge After Accidentally Shooting Himself While on Heroin

Sacramento, CA — A Mokelumne Hill man is in critical but stable condition after ...

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The home improvement giant is helping Trump build his border wall.

Home Depot Sponsors 129 Miles of Trump’s Border Wall

Atlanta, GA — The world’s largest home improvement retailer announced today that it plans ...

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This photo was taken seconds after the explosion on Scotts Flat Lake. The Family was carted away by State and Federal officials.

Family Cited For Viking Funeral on Area Lake

CASCADE SHORES, CA — A local family from the Cascade Shores housing development is ...

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