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The Washington-based Evergreen Chemtrail Learning Center has expanded to include amusement park attractions.

Entertainment, LIfestyle, Science January 26, 2019 January 26, 2019

Chemtrail Learning Center Expands Into Amusement Park

Border immigration and DEA officials now admit that prayer rugs found at the Mexican border were apart of an elaborate prank.

LIfestyle, News, Politics January 20, 2019 January 20, 2019

Border Prayer Rugs Blamed on Fake El Paso Flea Market

President Trump today offered salads to the "girls" basketball team from Syracuse.

Food and Dining, News, Politics January 16, 2019 January 16, 2019

Trump Buys 100 Salads For Winning Women’s College Basketball Team

A new Burger King restaurant being operated by two "automated staff" in Miami, FL.

Business January 16, 2019 January 16, 2019

Burger King Preps 60,000 Mexican Replacement Robots

27 flat earth researchers and 3 crew members have been out of radio contact since late last week and are presumed to be dead.

Science January 14, 2019 January 15, 2019

27 People Missing & Presumed Dead in Flat Earth Expedition

For the second time in less that five years, Conservative pundit Ben Shapiro has broken a record. Los Angeles, CA — During the 16th annual SoCal Rapid-Read this past we

Entertainment, Local News, News, Politics January 13, 2019 January 13, 2019

Ben Shapiro Breaks World’s Fastest Bumper Sticker Reading Record

China taunted President Trump, claiming that his wall would not match their more manly one.

News, Politics January 12, 2019 January 13, 2019

China Taunts Trump: Our Wall is Thicker, Longer, Harder

President Trump plans to continue his annual practice of shooting someone on Fifth Avenue.

LIfestyle, Politics January 10, 2019 January 10, 2019

Trump to Shoot Somebody on Fifth Avenue to Celebrate MLK Day

A source close to President Trump said that he would be willing to settle for a "Holographic Wall" along the Mexican border.

News, Politics January 6, 2019 January 10, 2019

Trump Settles For Holographic Wall

Libertarians from across the country are finally enjoying National Parks free from the interference of socialism.

News, Politics, Science January 6, 2019 January 10, 2019

Libertarians Finally Enjoying National Parks During Government Shutdown