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President Trump plans to continue his annual practice of shooting someone on Fifth Avenue.

LIfestyle, Politics January 10, 2019 January 10, 2019

Trump to Shoot Somebody on Fifth Avenue to Celebrate MLK Day

A source close to President Trump said that he would be willing to settle for a "Holographic Wall" along the Mexican border.

News, Politics January 6, 2019 January 10, 2019

Trump Settles For Holographic Wall

Libertarians from across the country are finally enjoying National Parks free from the interference of socialism.

News, Politics, Science January 6, 2019 January 10, 2019

Libertarians Finally Enjoying National Parks During Government Shutdown

After 16 years since his death, the Johnny Cash estate decided to release over 14 hours of the rebel artist's mumblings.

Entertainment, News December 26, 2018 January 10, 2019

Johnny Cash Estate to Release 14 Hours of the Artist’s Mumbling

In an odd and error-laden tweet, President Donald Trump said John Lennon was his favorite ‘band.”

Entertainment, News, Politics December 19, 2018 January 10, 2019

Donald Trump Claims John Lennon Is His Favorite Band

The controversial Starbucks Hellraiser holiday cup.

LIfestyle, News, Tech December 19, 2018 January 10, 2019

Hellraiser Holiday Starbucks Cup Sends Area Woman to Hell

A 48-year-old Houston man surprised his coworkers after referring to his mom as 'mother' during a recent telephone call.

Dating/Romance, News December 16, 2018 January 10, 2019

Area Libertarian Still Calls His Mom ‘Mother’

President Donald Trump seen here touring a Boeing 767 airplane outfitted with chemtrail gear.

News, Politics December 16, 2018 January 10, 2019

Donald Trump Tours Chemtrail Plane, Promises to Terminate Program

A group of Internet Evangelical Christians publish an ALL CAPS version of the Bible.

LIfestyle, News December 9, 2018 January 10, 2019

Internet Evangelical Christians Publishes ALL CAPS Bible

The cover of Yoko Ono's Dark Side of Yoko Ono.

Entertainment, News December 2, 2018 January 10, 2019

Yoko Ono to Cover Dark Side of The Moon