James Schlarmann 
Crews Greasing Door Hinges In Case Trump Has to be Pushed Out of White House
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Whether he wants to leave or not, by the end of ...
Eric and Don Jr Ask Santa for a PS5 and a New Election
NEW YORK, NEW YORK — The outgoing president’s sons have sent urgent letters to, ...
Can’t Follow Trump’s Legal Arguments? Try Smoking This Drug.
The 2020 presidential election was held almost three weeks ago, and the result has ...
Trump Campaign Legal Team Scouring Constitution for ‘Stamping Feet and Holding Breath’ Clause
WASHINGTON, D.C. — The days are growing shorter, and Donald Trump’s legal team is ...
Obama Sends Trump Pop-Up Book Version of His Memoir
WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Barack Obama’s highly anticipated first presidential memoir, “A Promised Land,” ...
Florida Swamp and New York Dump Finalists for Trump Presidential Library
Presidential libraries are often planned and built once the nation’s chief executive leaves office. ...
Trump Claims Pfizer and Moderna ‘Had Never Even Heard of Vaccines’ Until He Told Them to Make One
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Since the end of 2019, the entire planet has been trying ...
Biden Legally Changes Middle Name to “Fuck Trump”
HAWKEYE, DELAWARE — Today, President-elect Joe Biden did what his transition team is calling ...
Democratic Operative Regrets Rigging Election for Mitch McConnell to Retain Senate Control
LOS SOROS, COMMIEFORNIA — She didn’t think things through; at least not completely. She ...
Fox News Promises Trump They’ll Call Him “President” Even After Biden’s Sworn In and Dismantles His Legacy
NEW YORK, NEW YORK — Even after the network officially declares the race over, ...
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