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James Schlarmann
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Comedian, writer, semi-amateur burrito wrangler, and platypus aficionado,
James
cannot and will not be pigeonholed by anyone's expectations. Unless you
want to pay him money
, in which case his principles are as malleable as his "children" are "in need of food." Winner of absolutely zero lifetime achievement awards. You should definitely not give a shit about his opinions.
James
' satire is also found on:
Alternative Facts,
Alternative Science
,
The Political Garbage Chute,
The Pastiche Post,
Satirical Facts
Hire James to create (very likely) funny content.
Trump Congratulates White Janitor Who Cleaned Up After NFL Draft
James Schlarmann
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April 29, 2019
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Anonymous Staffer Offers to Blow Trump So Republicans Will Support Impeaching...
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April 22, 2019
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Trump Outraged Barr Forgot to Redact His Family’s Secret Snake Oil...
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April 18, 2019
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Trump: “Aww, Bummer! My Tax Returns Were in Notre Dame!”
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April 16, 2019
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Dozens of Secret Service Members Volunteer to Be Next Ones Fired...
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April 9, 2019
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White Nationalism Ban Briefly Brings Down President’s Facebook Page
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March 28, 2019
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God Orders Recall of Bibles Autographed by Trump
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March 21, 2019
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Obama Autographs Woman’s No-Cost Mammogram She Got Through ACA
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March 19, 2019
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Tucker Carlson Offered Back-up Gig With Trump Administration
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March 11, 2019
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Trump Regrets Lying About Lying About Telling Michael Cohen to Lie
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March 10, 2019
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