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Loretta Splitair

Alabama Rapist Can Finally Have The Family He Never Had

Sumiton, AL -- Unemployed handyman and rapist George Reed Wambles of Sumiton, Alabama says he's happy with Alabama's new abortion ban. The new law, which takes effect 6 months from now, will give him a "second chance" to start...

Leaked: Former White House Communication Director Caught With His Hand In A Mooch

Air Force One -- A two-year old leaked White House pool photograph snapped a controversial picture of staffers on a flight to a campaign-style Trump rally in Wisconsin in 2016. Former 11-day Trump Communication Director Anthony "The Mooch" Scaramucci...

South Park Creators to Produce Jade Helm 2020: The Musical

Los Angeles, CA -- South Park creators Matt Stone and Trey Parker, fresh on the heels of the phenomenal success of the Broadway musical parody The Book of Mormon, announced late last week that they're working on a fictional stage...

Why Women Can’t Resist Steve Bannon

Washington, D.C. -- There's something about Donald Trump's former Chief Strategist that women can't resist and for years, women of all political stripes have sought Steve Bannon's attention. From his humble beginnings as a Wall Street investment banker, to...

Facebook to Ban All Flat Earth Groups

4,000 Feet Below Sea Level -- In a rare tweet from Mark Zuckerberg, the social media giant Facebook has announced it will be eliminating all groups associated with, or related to spreading, flat earth propaganda from its social media...

Twitter To Fact-check President Trump in Real Time

San Francisco, CA -- Social media giant Twitter launched a 'just-in-time' fact checking service this weeks which aims to "lessen the spread of false and misleading claims" on the Internet. The program, internally called Fact Checker, has been in...

Area Man Misinterprets Wife’s Request for a Facial

Tustin, CA -- Tustin husband and father of three Jarrett Roush had a lot of explaining to do when he accidentally misunderstood his wife's request for a facial on their 14th wedding anniversary this past week. According to longtime...

Special Report: Russian Schools Training Trolls to Misspell Like Average Americans

Saint Petersburg, Russia -- The Federal Security Service of the Russian Federation (FSB) made sweeping changing in its "foreign troll curriculum" last week adding common misspelling techniques to its comprehensive American history curriculum. The effort has many goals including sounding...

About Me

Loretta Splitair is a Media and Cultural editor and writer. She has written widely including publications such as Rolling Stone, The Atlantic and the Lady's Home Journal where she hosts a regular column on the ravages of Billy Joel's music entitled, "Billy Joel is a Piece of Shit." Loretta is married to her second husband after her first died protesting railway expansion in Kansas. Please do not ask her about it.
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God Apologizes For Not Telling Everyone About His Great Replacement Project Sooner

After a white supremacist gunman's killing spree in Buffalo, New York over the weekend revealed the shooter's manifesto included...
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