Wednesday, April 21, 2021

Lara Trump Hired By Fox to Do To Her Father-in-Law Publicly What Her Sister-in-Law Does Privately

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- This morning, Fox News made it official -- former President Donald "Mushroom Dong" Trump's daughter-in-law Lara has joined their...
Xander X. Xanthangum is a blogger/news writer whose credits include submitting questionable and unsourced articles to the Gish Gallop and Broad Street Beacon and now Not Really news. He is a metamodernist writer in the post-post-post-post modernist sense, whose goal as an artist and journalist is to subvert, hijack, and appropriate modernity and post-modernity. (If you even know what the fuck this means, good for you.) In addition to his street cred on at least one local street, he has been married at least three times, with two of them dying tragically of hipster overdose. He currently is involved in a vicious feud with his ex-wife, Cecilia Ravenscroft, who not only is the queen bitch of bitchy bitches, but she is jealous and laughs cruelly at his ultra-hipness.

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Gated Communities Discovered to be Massive Secret Government Social Experiment

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Under the Freedom of Information Act, or FOIA, Not Really News has obtained information on a giant secret government experiment that...

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