Congressmoron Lauren Boebert (Q-CO) is an outspoken, devoted follower and gatekeeper of the MAGA political movement.
In 2020, Ms. Boebert, who once gave patrons of her Colorado pro-gun themed restaurant diarrhea with tainted meat, ran a campaign built on white whine-rage that also helped put former reality-TV game show host Don Trump into the White House. During a recent presser held by the Dumbfuck Caucus, Boebert continued to show her public devotion to Trump.
Sister publication, The Political Garbage Chute, had the initial report.
“I need one of you libtarded members of the press, the ones our glorious FOREVER PRESIDENT rightly labeled the enemies of the people, to go do some real journalism,” Boebert demanded. “You need to go find out why the Food and Communist Socialist Antifa George Soros Barack Obama Administration keeps pumping out these approvals for vaccine boosters, but hasn’t lifted a finger to get bleach injection boosters approved.” (PGC)
Boebert slammed the lack of bleach booster approval as a “clear and obvious, direct threat to the MAGA movement,” and says it shows a deeply rooted bias against Trump himself.
“They may claim they’re not approving the bleach boosters because tech-mick-ly it’s poison and can kill you, but that sounds like an excuse for taking away our freedom of choice, to me,” Boebert insisted. “If American patriots want to inject themselves with bleach every few weeks, and then take horse dewormer because their regular doctor won’t prescribe the human version of the drug since COVID-19 isn’t a bacterial infection, or whatever, then the FDA should get the hell out of their way!” (PGC)
Former twice forever impeached President Don Trump issued a statement lauding Boebert for her “courage to ask the touch questions.”
“Clearly Lauren Bobo knows that my ideas, no matter how stupid and childish, deserve to be preserved and protected throughout the anals of time. I’m pretty sure I’m saying that right, anals. Right? It’s anals? IVANKA, GET IN HERE AND TELL ME IF ANAL IS RIGHT,” Trump wrote. “IVANKA! COME TELL ME ABOUT ANAL!” (PGC)
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