Man on COVID Quarantine Really Missing Taco Bell Shits

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Irate Manager Demands to Speak to Store’s Karen

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Dan Crenshaw Opening Bank That Loans Guns to People on a Hunch

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The home improvement giant is helping Trump build his border wall.

Home Depot Sponsors 129 Miles of Trump’s Border Wall

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A new Burger King restaurant being operated by two "automated staff" in Miami, FL.

Burger King Preps 60,000 Mexican Replacement Robots

Miami, FL — Burger King Corporation announced today that it plans on replacing its ...

Disneyland to Introduce First, Second, and Steerage Class Tickets in 2020

ANASLIME, CALIFORNIA — When Disney announced that they would be dramatically raising Disneyland ticket ...

Massengill and Summer’s Eve Are Co-Sponsoring the Kanye/Trump Summit

WASHINGTON, D.C. — When two of the greatest political minds of our time meet ...

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