Dating/Romance
Man Is ‘Blown Away’ How Much ‘It Stinks’ That His Girlfriend Can’t Stop Farting During Quarantine
BROWN CLOUD, CALIFORNIA — He says that there is “absolutely no chance” of it ...
Local Man Pretty Sure He Can Convince Himself to Masturbate
SPAYNK RIVER BANK, MISSOURI — In a sleepy town located on the banks of ...
Quarantine Panic! Man Already Masturbated to Everything on Pornhub That Doesn’t Involve Incest
STROHK LAKE, CALIFORNIA — “Wait. Son of a bitch! I’ve gone in a circle ...
Participants Agree Zoom Orgy Only 30% Less Creepy Than In-Person One
Participants in an orgy via the group video chat app “Zoom” told our reporter ...
Local Couple: Sex Was Really Good Until Husband Got Involved
DISAPPOINTMENT GULCH, ARIZONA — In an interview with Couples Weekly, Tabitha and Mick Garrison ...
Alabama Republicans Propose New State Miscarriage Investigation Unit
STONEWALL COUNTY, ALABAMA — Just a couple of weeks after Alabama’s governor signed a ...
Alabama Celebrates First Fetal Wedding
RIO SIN DIENTES, ALABAMA — In a sleepy Alabama town, preparations are underway for ...
Former Cellmate to Auction George Zimmerman’s Prison Dildo
DYLAN, FLORIDA — Though he’s a free man now, for several months George Zimmerman ...
Why Women Can’t Resist Steve Bannon
Washington, D.C. — There’s something about Donald Trump’s former Chief Strategist that women can’t ...
Area Man Misinterprets Wife’s Request for a Facial
Tustin, CA — Tustin husband and father of three Jarrett Roush had a lot ...
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