Wednesday, December 8, 2021

Editorial

I Don’t Know What Critical Race Theory Is, But I Know You’re Racist For Talking About It

The following editorial was written by conservative commentator and aide to former White House senior racism adviser Stephen Miller. All views and opinions expressed herein are those of Mr. Pewpson alone, and not this publication, its ownership, or staff....

Why Are People More Willing to Collect Unemployment Than The Slave Wages My Company Offers?

Editor's Note: The following was written by entrepreneur and NRN contributor Dustin Pewpson. The views and opinions expressed by Mr. Pewpson are his own, and do not necessarily reflect those of this outlet, its staff, or ownership. Clearly President Joe...

Man: “You’re Voting for the Wrong Person You Fucking Idiot”

The following is an editorial opinion piece written by Dick Whistler, a local man who has all sorts of political opinions that he feels should also be your political opinions. The views and opinions expressed by Mr. Whistler do...

Look at This Obsequious, Pudgy Cunt Corrupting Our Justice Department at the Behest of His Pudgy Cunt Boss

The following is a profane op-ed written by some fuck-o who owns this website: Just look at this obsequious, pudgy cunt. He's out there, taking money from you, me, and the rest of Joe Blow America, and acting like he...

Alabama Rapist Can Finally Have The Family He Never Had

Sumiton, AL -- Unemployed handyman and rapist George Reed Wambles of Sumiton, Alabama says he's happy with Alabama's new abortion ban. The new law, which takes effect 6 months from now, will give him a "second chance" to start...

EDITORIAL: Should I Be Madder At My Mom Or The Facebook Algorithm For Taking Three Weeks To Tell Me My Sister Died?

EDITOR'S NOTE: The following editorial written by Not Really.News' public commentator, Dustin Pewpson, contains views that are solely Mr. Pewpson's, and do not necessarily reflect those of the management of NotReally.News. Don't take me wrong -- I love and enjoy...
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Biden Sells White House Naming Rights to Soros, Inc for $666 Trillion

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Joe Biden signed an agreement today that authorizes a name change to the historic residence...
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