Wednesday, December 8, 2021

Entertainment

Kyle Rittenhouse and George Zimmerman Will Headline “Bushmaster/Skittles White Hood Comedy Tour”

Recently acquitted murderer Kyle Rittenhouse will join fellow acquitted murderer George Zimmerman on what's being billed as a "komedy kavalcade kriskrossing 88 cities throughout the Bible Belt," beginning sometime early in 2022. "The Bushmaster/Skittles White Hood Comedy Tour will be...

Golden Corral Taps Tucker Carlson to Promote “Patriot Binge and Purge” Loyalty Program

This week, Fox News will begin airing a docuseries produced by noted white nationalist trust fund baby Tucker Carlson entitled, Patriot Purge. In the docuseries, which is already garnering enormous backlash, Carlson advances the narrative that the events on January 6th,...

Documents Reveal AT&T is a Major Financial Backer of KlanTV

DALLAS, TEXAS -- From its inception, One American News Network -- known more commonly by its initials, OANN, has not hidden it's very pro-MAGA biases. The news network's anchors and field reporters can often be found on Twitter spreading baseless...

Donald Trump No Longer Has Any Interest in Ivanka’s OnlyFans

Today, social media site OnlyFans announced that beginning in October, content its moderators deem to be "sexually explicit" will no longer be allowed on their servers. The company has built a successful brand, at least in part, on offering...

How Will I Know Who Meghan McCain’s Dad Was If She Doesn’t Remind Me on ‘The View’ Every Day?

Four the last four years, I have gone to bed every single night secure in my knowledge of at least one thing, and in this crazy, topsy-turvy world gone mad, no one can deny how important it is to...

Joe Rogan Hopes to Ride Big Kid Rides This Summer

The summer months are, finally here! Making matters even better, the country seems to be opening back up again in earnest, after a pandemic on a global scale forced so many businesses to stay closed. One economic sector hoping...

Hannity: “How Long Before Biden Starts Caring About His Twitter Follower Count Like a Patriot?”

Fox News host and Media Monthly's "Sexiest Fuckwit Alive" for 1999 Sean Hanity went off the rails on his radio show this morning. Hannity, in a lather and audibly fighting back sobs, demanded to know when social media companies would let...

Report: Candace Owens is Really Tomi Lahren in Blackface

In hindsight, sources close to the situation told us, it was bound to happen sooner later that the cat would get out of the bag, so to speak. Nevertheless, the fallout from the development could echo and reverberate throughout...

Trump Tells Maria Bartiromo He Still Hasn’t Accepted Results of Election or Insurrection

In a new interview with Fox News host Maria Bartiromo, former President Donald John Mushroom Sized Dong Trump said he still has yet to reconcile with the fact that he lost the election and an attempted coup. Trump, by...

Simon & Schuster Says Fact-Checked Kellyanne Conway Memoir Fits on Four Pages

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- Former White House Senior Bullshit Adviser Kellyanne Conway has written a memoir about her time in the Donald Trump administration, and publisher Simon & Schuster will be printing and selling copies. In a new...
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Biden Sells White House Naming Rights to Soros, Inc for $666 Trillion

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Joe Biden signed an agreement today that authorizes a name change to the historic residence...
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