NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- Former White House Senior Bullshit Adviser Kellyanne Conway has written a memoir about her time in the Donald Trump administration, and publisher Simon & Schuster will be printing and selling copies. In a new...
NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- This morning, Fox News made it official -- former President Donald "Mushroom Dong" Trump's daughter-in-law Lara has joined their ranks, and will be a "contributor."
What, exactly, Ms. Trump will be contributing as a Fox...
Calling it "one of the most important and necessary endeavors" of her career, Dr. Kimberly Manheimsteemrohler told a radio host today that she and her fellow researchers at Northwest Southern Idaho University are close to a true medical breakthrough.
"If...
PALM BEACH, FLORIDA -- In breaking news, we have learned that conservatives across the United States have disavowed “God” after He cancelled Rush Limbaugh.
A statement, released by God’s assistant Jermaine, reads in part “…there just comes a time where you...
BURBANK, CALIFORNIA -- It’s been a busy week for Disney Star Wars news, and today will be no different.
Following on the heels of "The Mandalorian" choosing to let actress Gina Carano go -- due to her social media political stances...
HOLLYWOOB, CALIFORNIA -- This week, alleged actress and former human punching bag Gina Carano was officially dropped by LucasFilm, and she will not appear in any more episodes of The Mandalorian, or any of the planned spinoff shows it was presumed...
This week, TIME Magazine named President and Vice-President-elect Joe Biden and Kamala Harris as its "Person of the Year" for 2020. Rumor is swirling that a certain occupant of the Oval Office -- whose time there is running incredibly...
