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Report: Nobody Cares What This Tubby Shitdick Thinks About the Pandemic He Downplayed Anymore

Apparently, the most recently vacated occupant of the Oval Office was extremely upset and unnerved by interviews Doctors Anthony Fauci and Deborah Birx gave...
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For Some Reason, Sarah Huckabee Sanders Pretty Confident She Can Lie for Donald Trump on Fox News

PIG SLOP CROTCH, ARKANSAS -- Sarah Huckabee Sanders is going to be a Fox News contributor. Some might wonder if she'll fit in at...

Billy Joel Says McConnell Was Inspiration for “Only the Good Die Young”

NEW YORK STATE OF MIND, NEW YORK -- Singer/songwriter and piano man Billy Joel was speaking to reporters today outside his New York home....

Weather Channel To Start Including Local Shooting Forecasts in U.S.

ATLANTA, GEORGIA -- In the wake of a pair of mass shootings,  one in El Paso, Texas, and the other in Dayton, Ohio, The...

Lindsey Graham to Defend Trump in ‘Honor Duel’ With Marianne Williamson

Washington D.C. -- Following comments made by Democratic candidate for President Marianne Williamson that Donald Trump represented a "dark psychic force of the collectivized...

ISIS Offers Out of Work NRA-TV Host Dana Loesch a Spokes-Terrorist Position

SOMEWHERE IN SYRIA -- The White House maintains that ISIS has been thoroughly defeated, despite what the international intelligence community assesses. To that end,...

Ben Shapiro Admits He Gets a Little Bigger Kick out of Owning the Black Libs

THE MERRY OLD RED STATE OF OZABAMA -- Right-wing alleged intellectual Ben Shapiro is no stranger to the concept of "owning the libs." Though he...

Tucker Carlson Offered Back-up Gig With Trump Administration

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- New audio of Fox News host Tucker Carlson's appearances on a shock jock's radio show from almost 10 years ago have...

Democrats Create First Baby Born Outside the Womb. Immediately Abort It

California -- A Democrat-funded science experiment at the University of Berkeley has successfully created the world's first baby born outside the womb. The group,...

Bablyon Bee Drops All Pretense and Converts to Conservative Christian Mega-Church

LAKE PROPAGANDA, MICHIGAN --  The online satirical publication known as The Babylon Bee has decided to stop publishing fake news stories aimed at a decidedly...

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