Wednesday, December 8, 2021

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Chemtrail Learning Center Expands Into Amusement Park

Seattle, WA -- The Washington State-based Evergreen Chemtrail Learning Center (ECLC) announced today that they plan on expanding its 4-year-old learning center to include amusement rides and other attractions. Opened in 2013 with the help of a sizable 25...

Ben Shapiro Breaks World’s Fastest Bumper Sticker Reading Record

Los Angeles, CA -- During the 16th annual SoCal Rapid-Read, a convention that gathers speed reading enthusiasts from all over the world, conservative commentator Ben Shapiro broke the record for world's fastest bumper sticker reader. What shocked both  his...

Johnny Cash Estate to Release 14 Hours of the Artist’s Mumbling

New York, NY -- The estate of Johnny Cash and New York City-based Posterity Records announced this week that they plan on releasing over 14 hours of country rebel legend's mumblings. In the mid to late 1960s, at the suggestion of...

Donald Trump Claims John Lennon Is His Favorite Band

Washington, D.C. -- On the heels of a tweet announcing that he's pulling US Troops out of Syria, the President Trump issues a follow-up tweet proclaiming that "John Lennon is my favorite band. The war is over if I...

Yoko Ono to Cover Dark Side of The Moon

New York, NY -- Following what many are calling a successful show in New York City, Yoko Ono, famed wife of Beatles John Lennon announced today via her publicist that she is planning to record Pink Floyd's Dark Side...

Fox News Worried About Integrity of Trump’s “Worldwide News Network”

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- During a conference call with shareholders this morning, a Fox News executive expressed concerns about a new "worldwide news network," run by the government, which was proposed in a tweet by President Donald Trump. Mr....

Pence Stuns Green Bay Rally With Impressive Robot Dance

//pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/js/adsbygoogle.js (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || ).push({}); Green Bay, WI -- Vice President Mike Pence broke into an uncharacteristic and surprisingly decent version of a "robot dance" during a Green Bay, Wisconsin campaign stop for controversial governor Scott Walker. Poll results released Wednesday...

Area Town Fears It Only Exists in David Lynch’s Imagination

Visalia, CA -- During a recent interview with the People magazine, writer and film director David Lynch admitted that the small former California central valley Farmersville "just something he thought of in his head." The Missoula, Montana-born neo-noir film...

Donald Trump Reveals That He’s Really Andy Kaufman

Washington D.C. -- Donald Trump shocked not only his staff, but the entire world today when he revealed he was actually Andy Kaufman. According to a White House press pool photographer, who managed to snap the iconic moment, the President...

Nickelodeon Finally Reveals Secret Ingredient In Green Slime: Uncut Colombian Cocaine

LAKE BUENA VISTA, FLORIDA -- If you grew up in the 1980's or 1990's you may have watched the children television programming network known as Nickelodeon, and if you did you probably wondered what all went into their infamous...
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Biden Sells White House Naming Rights to Soros, Inc for $666 Trillion

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Joe Biden signed an agreement today that authorizes a name change to the historic residence...
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