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January 29, 2020 January 29, 2020 Town Republican Okay With Abortion Exception for Rape If ‘She Wasn’t Askin’ For It’ by James Schlarmann
December 6, 2019 February 8, 2020 Man in Romantic Relationship With Wall Socket Shocked by Genital Pain by James Schlarmann
December 2, 2019 December 2, 2019 Santa Asks 58 Year Old If She Still Believes Trump is a Real President by James Schlarmann
November 11, 2019 November 11, 2019 Trump Signs Treaty With Obama, Officially Ending War on Christmas by James Schlarmann
November 4, 2019 November 4, 2019 White House Thanksgiving Seating Chart Places President At Kids’ Table by James Schlarmann
October 27, 2019 October 27, 2019 Kellyanne Conway Says Nats Fans Were Alternative Cheering Trump by James Schlarmann
September 9, 2019 September 9, 2019 Sculptor Almost Threw Out a Mitch McConnell That Looked Like an Old Lump of Unused Clay by James Schlarmann
September 4, 2019 September 4, 2019 Second Amendment Enthusiast Can’t Wait to Try Out His Penis Pump Action Shotgun by James Schlarmann
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