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LAKE VAPID, FLORIDA -- When New York Attorney General Letitia James announced that her office's investigation into the finances of the Trump Organization had transitioned from civil to criminal, the response from MAGA Nation was, to put it mildly,...

AUSTIN, TEXAS -- Gov. Greg Abbott (Q-TX) signed a law today that makes seeking or obtaining an abortion after the point of erection illegal. "It is with great pride, and a solemn commitment to protecting the life of the unborn...

Choppy McChopperson has lived their entire life as a Boeing AH-65 Apache attack helicopter, put in service by the United States Armed Forces years ago. Choppy says they don't take sides in political arguments for the most part because...

LAKE MORON, FLORIDA -- Despite a recent scandal that has yet to resolve itself, Congressman Matt Gaetz (Q-FL) is still a very highly sought-after figure in MAGA country. Just this week, Gaetz announced that he would be speaking at...

Marjorie Taylor Greene spent her Easter Sunday worshiping her lord and savior like so many other right-wing American Christians did.

"I don't know that Bundy was motivated by any hatred for women."

"In this country, you can't get this kind of agreement on the wetness of water."

"If you thought the spread at the Clemson ceremony was impressive, just you wait until you see what he’s got in store for Ivanka."

VIRGINIA BEACH, VIRGINIA -- Televangelist Pat Robertson has an ominous warning for America: Stop letting the gays get married, or else God will flood all fifty states. Robertson was speaking on his Monday morning podcast, "Wake Up With Jesus," when...

COUSINBANGER, KENTUCKY -- For the last fifteen years, Clem C. Calhoun worked at his local grocery store, in the stockroom. Every weeknight, Clem and his team would help restock the shelves and get the story ready for the next...