Alabama rapist George Weed Wambles thinks his State's new anti-abortion law gives him hope for finally having a family.

Alabama Rapist Can Finally Have The Family He Never Had

Sumiton, AL — Unemployed handyman and rapist George Reed Wambles of Sumiton, Alabama says ...

In an 8-1 decision, the Alabama Supreme Courted Ruled that all citizens must obey the word of God.

Alabama Supreme Court Rules God is Real-All Citizens Must Obey

Montgomery, AL — The Alabama Supreme Court ruled 8-1 in favor that God is ...

A California man can't hack the challenges of living in the golden state anymore.

Low IQ Man Can’t Handle The Hectic Pace of California

Twin Falls, ID — Former California resident Harley Barton gave up on his golden ...

God Orders Recall of Bibles Autographed by Trump

KINGDOM OF HEAVEN, ETERNITY — Larry “God” Schumway has announced an immediate and emergency ...

David Avocado Wolfe Clinging to Life After Accidental Crystal Chakra Overdose

AURA CITY, WOOSCONSIN — Local authorities and doctors are confirming at this time that ...

President Trump Says He Regrets Every Abortion He Paid For, and the Don Jr. He Didn’t

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Last weekend, President Donald Trump spoke at CPAC — the Conservative ...

Man Falls Off Forest Hill Bridge After Accidentally Shooting Himself While on Heroin

Sacramento, CA — A Mokelumne Hill man is in critical but stable condition after ...

Bablyon Bee Drops All Pretense and Converts to Conservative Christian Mega-Church

LAKE PROPAGANDA, MICHIGAN —  The online satirical publication known as The Babylon Bee has decided ...

Karen Waters of Topeka, Kansas received a swift response from Jesus Christ.

Area Woman Asks Jesus to Protect Trump. Jesus Says No

Topeka, KS — Karen Waters of Topeka, Kansas prays daily for the safety and ...