KINGDOM OF HEAVEN, ETERNITY -- Larry "God" Schumway has announced an immediate and emergency recall of every Bible signed by President Donald Trump during...
AURA CITY, WOOSCONSIN -- Local authorities and doctors are confirming at this time that lifestyle coach, nutrition guru, and the World's Most Enlightened and...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Last weekend, President Donald Trump spoke at CPAC -- the Conservative Political Action Conference -- and gave a long-winded, rambling, often...
LAKE PROPAGANDA, MICHIGAN -- The online satirical publication known as The Babylon Bee has decided to stop publishing fake news stories aimed at a decidedly...