Saturday, April 10, 2021

Ron Johnson: “I Shouldn’t Have to Take My Hood and Robes Off to Prove I’m not Racist!”

"What makes me racist is my racist views of non-white people! But I didn't even say any of that stuff on the radio last week!"
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The Amazing Mr. Clean Magic Eraser Fails to Prevent Area Woman’s Existential Crisis

PENSACOLA, FL -- A creeping and gnawing feeling that something isn't right continued its steady march for the 4th consecutive year as area woman Margaret Crowley failed to...

Man Wouldn’t Be An Incel If You Ladies Would Stop Being Such B**ches And Do It With Him After You Clean His Apartment

HAMBONE, IOWA -- John Sisrovich is a frustrated, lonely man, and he is a self-described "incel," or a man who doesn't have sex with...

5 Ways To Mansplain To Your Woman Why She Shouldn’t Accuse You Of Being Sexist And Make Dinner Instead

Doesn't it seem like some women are just going to accuse you of being sexist no matter how much you sit a woman down,...

Study: Mansplaining is Effective Contraceptive

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- A groundbreaking new scientific study has been released by the National Institute of Procreation Prevention Services may just change...

Parents Admit Middle Child Neither of Their Favorite

WHISTLER'S COB, IDAHO -- Jack and Mary Beth Scoggins absolutely love their three children, and they make sure everyone on social media knows it. The...

Nothing Out Of The Ordinary Happens After California Man Smokes Legal Weed

RAIN CANYON, CALIFORNIA -- Authorities in California are confirming that over the weekend a man partook of legal, recreational marijuana. California State authorities are...

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