February 27, 2020 February 27, 2020 Mike Pence Asks Heaven if Jesus Would Be Willing to Join Coronavirus Response Team by James Schlarmann
February 26, 2020 February 26, 2020 Mike Pence Listening to Low-Volume Porn on Headphones But Tells Mother It’s ASMR by James Schlarmann
January 29, 2020 January 29, 2020 Town Republican Okay With Abortion Exception for Rape If ‘She Wasn’t Askin’ For It’ by James Schlarmann
November 11, 2019 November 11, 2019 Trump Signs Treaty With Obama, Officially Ending War on Christmas by James Schlarmann
July 21, 2019 August 26, 2019 Conservative Christian: Rape Pregnancies Are ‘Just God Putting One In You’ by James Schlarmann
May 19, 2019 May 19, 2019 Alabama Rapist Can Finally Have The Family He Never Had by Loretta Splitair
May 16, 2019 July 30, 2019 Fully Engorged Mike Pence Just Staring at Maps of Alabama, Georgia, Ohio, and Missouri by James Schlarmann
