Local Cannibal Experiencing COVID-19 Panic

LAKE MANGEUR  D’HOMME, MINNESOTA — Terry Homocomedenti wasn’t really too nervous about the novel ...

Toddler Doesn’t Give a Fuck

LINCOLN, INDIANA — He doesn’t give a fuck.  He doesn’t give a fuck what ...

Local Woman Refuses to Accept Trophy for World’s Most Stubborn Person

RECALCITRANT FALLS, MINNESOTA — Last month, Cheryl Sherer won a highly-coveted prize from the ...

Local Man Not Sure He’ll Get a Return on All the Money He Invested in His Son

CARMEL VALLEY RANCH, CALIFORNIA — He never expected to recoup every single cent he ...

Man Strikes First Blow in War on Christmas Putting Up His Lights on Halloween

CENTRAL VALLEY, CALIFORNIA — Inspired by President Donald Trump’s repeated rhetoric, including a 2017 ...

President Calls California ‘Unconstitutional,’ and Revokes Its Statehood

WASHINGTON, D.C. — The Trump administration officially filed paperwork to revoke California’s EPA waiver ...

Donald Trump Stump Speech Breaks Out At Klan Rally

LAKE CHINGANDOS, FLORIDA — At a recent Klan rally in Florida, a spontaneous show ...

MAGA Supporter: “It’s Much More Betterer to Not Be Having to Press 1 to Talk American!”

COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE — Right-wing YouTube star, podcaster, and singer/songwriter Jethro Bohiggins says ...