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Nation’s Airports Suffering From Revolutionary War Travel Numbers

DENVER, COLORADO --  A recent study done on our nation’s airports have painted a very dismal picture. According to the "2020 Study on Passenger...
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Alabama Rape Victim Uses Legally Obtained AR-15 to Perform Own Abortion

LAGO DEL DESESPERACIÓN, ALABAMA -- In March, 28 year old nurse and Alabama resident Jane Sampson was raped while walking home after working a late shift...

Missouri Lawmakers Consider Changing State Nickname to “The Show Me Your Cooter State”

CONFEDERATE COUNTY, MISSOURI -- Missouri joined a growing number of red states have passed new, sweeping, extremely restrictive abortion bans last week, and this...

Family Cited For Viking Funeral on Area Lake

CASCADE SHORES, CA -- A local family from the Cascade Shores housing development is in hot water for attempting to cremate a deceased relative...

Ben Shapiro Breaks World’s Fastest Bumper Sticker Reading Record

Los Angeles, CA -- During the 16th annual SoCal Rapid-Read, a convention that gathers speed reading enthusiasts from all over the world, conservative commentator...

Radioactive Material Discovered During Annual River Cleanup

//pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/js/adsbygoogle.js (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || ).push({}); Nevada City, CA -- A group of high schoolers working the annual Yuba River cleanup discovered a little more than...

Man’s Phallus Completely Deflates After Confusing Stomach Pump For Penis Pump

BENT ROD, OREGON -- It was not supposed to happen like this, Chad Stiffington told us. He was not supposed to wind up in...

Woman Dials 911 Because Black WalMart Customer Service Rep Wouldn’t Accept Her Return

//pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/js/adsbygoogle.js (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || ).push({}); RIO PRIVILEGIO BLANCO, CALIFORNIA -- Susan Tompkins is not racist, and she really takes exception to the fact that outside...

Hipster Will Only Do Challenge With Non-GMO Tide Pods

24 year old Chad Braddington drinks only cold brew coffee. Chad only grocery shops where he knows the produce and butcher departments only source their products...

Man Doesn’t Deny He Dealt It, But Callously Refuses To Smellt It

RUSTY WIND FALLS, MINNESOTA -- Everyone in the room knew he did it, Bob Phalinger didn't deny he did it. The blame for the malodorous...

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