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Nation’s Airports Suffering From Revolutionary War Travel Numbers

DENVER, COLORADO --  A recent study done on our nation’s airports have painted a very dismal picture. According to the "2020 Study on Passenger...
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Man Finds Ted Cruz Drowning and Throws Him a Cement Life Preserver

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- While it's not clear at this time exactly why Senator Ted Cruz went for a swim in the Potomac river last...

Marjorie Taylor Greene Says You Can’t Impeach Former God Emperor Kings

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Freshman Qongresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene is firmly and completely in the MAGA camp. Greene made an instant name for herself as...

Cruz: “An Impeachment Conviction After He’s Left Office Won’t Make My Wife Any Less Ugly”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Before he left office, the former President of the United States of America -- a former reality-TV game show host and...

Huckabee Sanders Says She’s Running to ‘Prove You Can Slap Lipstick on a Pig and Call It Governor’

EDITOR'S NOTE: Offended by us calling Sarah Huckabee Sanders a "pig" in this article? You are free to leave your complaints at any one...

No More Diet Cokes or Adderall at the Push of a Button in Biden’s White House

WASHINGTON D.C. -- Amongst the many changes being made in the Oval Office, White House officials confirmed the removal of Donald Trumps “Diet Coke Button”,...

Melania: Giving WH Tours To Incoming First Ladies Is The Only Thing She Won’t Steal From Michelle Obama

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In 2016, Third First Lady Melania Trump shocked quite a few people when she plagiarized entire sections of a speech given...

Draft of Trump’s Farewell Address Leaks

In less than 48 hours, Donald Trump will no longer be President of the United States. Rumors are running rampant that he will try...

To Discourage Another Attack, Biden May Taken Oath of Office in a Science Class

This story has been reprinted with full permission from The Pastiche Post. WASHINGTON, D.C. -- After last week's deadly domestic terror attack on the U.S. Capitol,...

Trump Jr: “You Ever Notice the Democrats Won’t Impeach The President of China?”

This story is reprinted with permission from The Pastiche Post. NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- He might keep making allegations about last November's election being "stolen"...

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