Wednesday, April 21, 2021

Lara Trump Hired By Fox to Do To Her Father-in-Law Publicly What Her Sister-in-Law Does Privately

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- This morning, Fox News made it official -- former President Donald "Mushroom Dong" Trump's daughter-in-law Lara has joined their...
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McConnell: “What Idiot Gave These Corporations So Much Power in Our Political Discourse?”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Sen. Minority Leader Mitch McConnell (Q-KY) has a reputation for being a steely, unemotional political combatant, even as he's driving a...

Now That’s She’s Been Struck By a Car, Sarah Palin Supports Crosswalks

Former half-term Alaskan Governor Sarah Palin OAN this morning that she "just takes a little longer than normal people" to process and understand basic...

Report: Nobody Cares What This Tubby Shitdick Thinks About the Pandemic He Downplayed Anymore

Apparently, the most recently vacated occupant of the Oval Office was extremely upset and unnerved by interviews Doctors Anthony Fauci and Deborah Birx gave...

Man Whose Career Has Been Partisan Power Grabs Calls Dem Voting Bill a Partisan Power Grab

"You might call me a hypocrite, but I'd just say that my experience makes me uniquely qualified to see partisan political grabs."

Pop Quiz: Is Antifa or the NRA Responsible for More Deaths in America?

Can you guess who has helped kill more Americans -- the NRA or Antifa?

Ted Cruz Says If D.C. Gets Statehood, Mar-A-Lago Should Too

"If they're gonna give all those, you know, URBANS, two more senators, it's only fair we get two more ourselves."

Biden Trips Three Times Boarding Air Force One While Donald Trump Is Still Not President

It was quite a day in the news today, and as always Not Really News is here to give you all the information you need, most...

Ron Johnson: “I Shouldn’t Have to Take My Hood and Robes Off to Prove I’m not Racist!”

"What makes me racist is my racist views of non-white people! But I didn't even say any of that stuff on the radio last week!"

Biden Thanks Trump for Nearly Spelling ‘Vaccine’ Right on Operation Warp Speed Documents

"I suppose it could've been a lot worse if the scientists hadn't known what he meant by 'VACKSEEN.'"

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