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Nation’s Airports Suffering From Revolutionary War Travel Numbers

DENVER, COLORADO --  A recent study done on our nation’s airports have painted a very dismal picture. According to the "2020 Study on Passenger...
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Trump Demands Betsy Ross Redesign American Flag

//pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/js/adsbygoogle.js (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || ).push({}); WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump did not color the American flag wrong while visiting elementary school children, despite what...

Huckabee Sanders Can’t Guarantee Trump’s Not Never Probably Absolutely Definitely Said The N-Word In Front of Her

//pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/js/adsbygoogle.js (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || ).push({}); WASHINGTON, D.C. -- White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders told reporters today that she "cannot, in good faith, guarantee"...

Richard Nixon’s Boner Intensifies Yet More Still

//pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/js/adsbygoogle.js (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || ).push({}); SOMEWHERE DEEP IN HELL -- Former President Richard Nixon, the first and only -- for now -- man to ever...

Local Dickhead Abandons Old Dickhead Ways for a New Dickhead Life with MLM Jesus

North Bloomfield, CA -- In what his friends are calling a remarkable change of events, local malcontent and self-proclaimed dickhead Don Vaca has announced...

Twitter Chooses Nuclear War Over Comedian James Schlarmann

San Francisco, CA -- For the 4th time in the past year, social media giant Twitter has blocked popular southern California comedian James Schlarmann,...

How To Become a Libertarian in 15-ish Steps, by Loretta Splitair

Well, who doesn't love freedom? I know I do, but I'll be damned if I can figure out what the hell it is despite...

Lebron James Forms 2020 Election Committee With Slogan: “Real Billionaire, Real President, Real Results”

//pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/js/adsbygoogle.js (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || ).push({}); LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA -- NBA star Lebron James is considering a run for president in 2020, according to several sources...

Man’s Phallus Completely Deflates After Confusing Stomach Pump For Penis Pump

BENT ROD, OREGON -- It was not supposed to happen like this, Chad Stiffington told us. He was not supposed to wind up in...

Gleeful Giluliani Tells Reporters He’s Enjoying ‘Really 9/11-ing Up’ Trump’s Case

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- This weekend Rudy Giuliani, the former New York City Mayor -- and current attorney representing President Donald Trump  in...

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