January 24, 2020 January 24, 2020 Trump Explains Yovanovitch Tape: He Meant “Take Her Out” for Hamberders and Covfefe by James Schlarmann
January 23, 2020 January 23, 2020 Cruz: “You Know What? My Wife is an Ugly She-Beast. My Dad Did Try to Kill JFK. Trump Is Totally Innocent.” by James Schlarmann
January 21, 2020 January 21, 2020 McConnell Opens Senate Impeachment Trial With Traditional Burning of the Constitution by James Schlarmann
January 10, 2020 January 10, 2020 Evangelicals for Trump Releases List of “10 Best Pussy Grabbin’ Moments From The Bible” by James Schlarmann
December 19, 2019 December 19, 2019 Barack Obama and Merrick Garland Not Buying Mitch McConnell’s Bullshit by James Schlarmann
December 13, 2019 December 13, 2019 Country’s Biggest Shit Wants Nationwide Toilet Probe by James Schlarmann
November 30, 2019 November 30, 2019 Women for Trump Teams With Chickens for McNuggets on Campaign Fundraiser by James Schlarmann
November 12, 2019 November 12, 2019 Lindsey Graham: “You Can’t Impeach Trump Until I Stop Blowing Him” by James Schlarmann
November 9, 2019 November 9, 2019 Mitch McConnell: “Trump’s Not Above the Law, It Just Doesn’t Apply to Him” by James Schlarmann
November 5, 2019 November 5, 2019 President Requires Dirt on Joe Biden Before Pardoning Any Turkeys by James Schlarmann
