March 3, 2020 March 3, 2020 Man: “You’re Voting for the Wrong Person You Fucking Idiot” by James Schlarmann
January 31, 2020 January 31, 2020 Enormous Rug and 51 Brooms Delivered to Senate Chamber by James Schlarmann
January 28, 2020 January 28, 2020 Trump Orders Space Force to Investigate Allegations of Biden’s Neptune-ism by James Schlarmann
January 24, 2020 January 24, 2020 Trump Explains Yovanovitch Tape: He Meant “Take Her Out” for Hamberders and Covfefe by James Schlarmann
January 23, 2020 January 23, 2020 Cruz: “You Know What? My Wife is an Ugly She-Beast. My Dad Did Try to Kill JFK. Trump Is Totally Innocent.” by James Schlarmann
January 21, 2020 January 21, 2020 McConnell Opens Senate Impeachment Trial With Traditional Burning of the Constitution by James Schlarmann
January 10, 2020 February 7, 2020 Evangelicals for Trump Releases List of “10 Best Pussy Grabbin’ Moments From The Bible” by James Schlarmann
December 19, 2019 December 19, 2019 Barack Obama and Merrick Garland Not Buying Mitch McConnell’s Bullshit by James Schlarmann
December 13, 2019 December 13, 2019 Country’s Biggest Shit Wants Nationwide Toilet Probe by James Schlarmann
November 30, 2019 February 7, 2020 Women for Trump Teams With Chickens for McNuggets on Campaign Fundraiser by James Schlarmann
