Politics
Man: “You’re Voting for the Wrong Person You Fucking Idiot”
The following is an editorial opinion piece written by Dick Whistler, a local man ...
Enormous Rug and 51 Brooms Delivered to Senate Chamber
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Sources close to the situation are reporting that an enormous rug ...
Trump Orders Space Force to Investigate Allegations of Biden’s Neptune-ism
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Though it’s officially a branch of the U.S. Armed Forces, President ...
Trump Explains Yovanovitch Tape: He Meant “Take Her Out” for Hamberders and Covfefe
WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump has yet another potential scandal brewing involving former ...
Cruz: “You Know What? My Wife is an Ugly She-Beast. My Dad Did Try to Kill JFK. Trump Is Totally Innocent.”
WASHINGTON, D.C. — It’s highly likely that no one on the Hill has been ...
McConnell Opens Senate Impeachment Trial With Traditional Burning of the Constitution
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Today, the impeachment trial of President Donald John Trump began its ...
Evangelicals for Trump Releases List of “10 Best Pussy Grabbin’ Moments From The Bible”
It’s no big secret that one key to the political success of Donald Trump ...
Barack Obama and Merrick Garland Not Buying Mitch McConnell’s Bullshit
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Former President Barack Obama and Federal Judge Merrick Garland have released ...
Country’s Biggest Shit Wants Nationwide Toilet Probe
WASHINGTON, D.C. — The biggest, smelliest, and dumbest fecal-human hybrid in the country wants ...
Women for Trump Teams With Chickens for McNuggets on Campaign Fundraiser
The White House will play host to a special dinner gala celebration of the ...
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