Saturday, April 10, 2021

Ron Johnson: “I Shouldn’t Have to Take My Hood and Robes Off to Prove I’m not Racist!”

"What makes me racist is my racist views of non-white people! But I didn't even say any of that stuff on the radio last week!"
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Lebron James Forms 2020 Election Committee With Slogan: “Real Billionaire, Real President, Real Results”

//pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/js/adsbygoogle.js (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || ).push({}); LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA -- NBA star Lebron James is considering a run for president in 2020, according to several sources...

Gleeful Giluliani Tells Reporters He’s Enjoying ‘Really 9/11-ing Up’ Trump’s Case

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- This weekend Rudy Giuliani, the former New York City Mayor -- and current attorney representing President Donald Trump  in...

Donald Trump Vows to Make Hazzard County Great Again

Hazzard County, GA -- Ever since TV Land's cancellation of the immensely popular long-running television series, The Dukes of Hazzard, the residents of Hazzard...

Study: Trump Supporters 87% More Likely To Go Blind/Kill Kittens

Palo Alto, CA -- A 3-month study by the Palo Alto-based Rundex Family Foundation has revealed that Trump supporters have an 87% higher likelihood...

Booted Obamacare Members Compensated with Ayn Rand Novels

Washington D.C. -- House Speaker Paul Ryan announced this morning that Obamacare members who will lose their coverage will be compensated with discounted versions...

Report: Trump Supporters Penises are 2 Inches Smaller than Nationwide Average

Palo Alto, CA -- A year-long study by the Palo Alto, CA-based Rundex Family Foundation has revealed that male Donald Trump supporters have, on...

Skinny Jeans Fail to Subvert the Dominant Paradigm

PORTLAND, OR -- Area hipster and self-proclaimed postmodern social justice warrior David "Riddle Me" Shoreston has given up his attempts to "subvert the dominant...

Trey Gowdy Repeatedly Shouts ‘Show Me The Benghazi!’ At FBI Director, Deputy Director For 10 Minutes

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- According to several sources close to the scene, Rep. Trey Gowdy (R-SC) spent ten complete, full minutes shouting, "SHOW ME THE...

Donald Trump Reveals That He’s Really Andy Kaufman

Washington D.C. -- Donald Trump shocked not only his staff, but the entire world today when he revealed he was actually Andy Kaufman. According to...

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