After a white supremacist gunman's killing spree in Buffalo, New York over the weekend revealed the shooter's manifesto included references to "The Great Replacement Theory," many have wondered just what that is, and where it came from.
In general, The...
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Speaking to reporters at his weekly press conference, Jesus Hubert Christ was asked for his opinions on a leaked Supreme Court opinion indicating the conservative majority is poised to overturn Roe Vs Wade. Christ reiterated that he, as a general...
Guests arriving at Walt Disney World's Magic Kingdom park today were greeted with some rather exciting news -- they could be among the first guests to experience a new attraction. According to a press release provided by Disney, "Mr....
He's known for a little while that he's ready to settle down and start a family. At 32 years of age, Chad Palumbo says he's done sewing his wild oats, and wants to have some kids. For most self-described...
The following is an editorial submitted by Chad Schittsworth, a senior fellow at the Dicking Institute, a conservative think tank dedicated to "Three F's of Conservatism: Freedom, Faith, and Fascism." The views and opinions expressed are those of Mr....
Florida Governor Ron DeSantis (Q) has not indicated one way or the other whether he intends to seek his party's presidential nomination in 2024, but if the world were to be asked to judge by his actions, it would...
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Education of any kind is now completely and fully illegal within Florida's state lines, thanks to a new order signed by Gov. Ron DeSantis (Q). DeSantis signed the order just after his administration rejected more than 50 math textbooks...
A new report out of South Florida seems to indicate that one former, one-term, twice permanently impeached President of the United States is watching what happens with Elon Musk's hostile takeover attempt of Twitter quite closely.
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The following editorial was submitted by Eddie Pesghetti, a 35 year old resident of Lake Shitass, Florida. The views and opinions expressed herein are those of Mr. Pesghetti, and only those of Mr. Pesghetti. They do not necessarily reflect...