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Amy Coney Barrett Says She’ll Welcome Jackson to Supreme Court If Mr. Barrett Says She Can

If Judge Ketanji Brown Jackson is confirmed by the U.S. Senate and becomes a member of the United States Supreme Court, she'll be welcomed by the previously most recently appointed woman to the high court. That is, of course,...

Florida Nun Unsure If She’ll Be Arrested After Teaching Students About the Immaculate Conception

"It's tough for me to know, legally speaking, if discussing statutory rape is kosher with the new law." - Sister Mary Jane Yummipants For the last twenty-eight years, Sister Mary Jane Yummipants has taught second grade at St. Joseph's of...

Op-Ed: We Need to Leave Our Confederate Statues in Place, But Never Talk About Why They Exist

https://youtu.be/XYpPXRI-DNE The following editorial was written and submitted by Floriduh Governor Ron DeSantis (Q). The views and opinions expressed herein are those of Gov. DeSantis, and not necessarily those of this outlet, its ownership, or staff. As Governor of America's Dong...

Fox News No Longer Gives Anchors Choice of Being Paid in Dollars or Rubles

For years, Fox News has given its top anchors a choice between having their paychecks deposited in American dollars, or Russian rubles. Now that western sanctions have punished Vladimir Putin and the circle of oligarchs who run Russia, however,...

Rep Greene Threatens to Impeach Biden for Not Loaning Secret Space Laser to Ukraine

https://youtu.be/ra7Mq4mp5EI Freshman Congresspony Marjorie Taylor Greene (Q-GA) is no stranger to drafting Articles of Impeachment against President Joe Biden. Ever since she was stripped of her committee assignments less than a week after taking office because unhinged, violent social media posts...

Biden’s Told Aides He Wishes Presidents Weren’t Constitutionally Required to Set Gas Prices

https://youtu.be/82gpfpt0yXE In recent days, sources close to the situation have reported that President Joe Biden has expressed misgivings about some of the duties of his job description. Namely, Biden has confided in aides that he is quite unhappy about the...

Ukraine Government Designates Dead Russian Soldiers as Gender Neutral Public Bathrooms

https://youtu.be/Xfx3tKrDDo8 While Ukraine is under siege from an illegal occupying Russian military, life for its citizens has changed drastically and dramatically, in an extraordinarily short amount of time. One way that day to life may have changed is in the availability...

Greene Hopeful Her Voice Won’t Be Hoarse or Horsey During State of the Union Response

Tonight, President Joe Biden will deliver his first State of the Union address. Last year, in the wake of the Trump Steaks of Insurrections, Biden gave a speech to a joint session of Congress, but not a State of the...

DeSantis Bans Rainbows From Appearing After Florida Rainstorms

https://youtu.be/dOrOCHMIB44 Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis (Q) is expected to sign a bill into law when it comes to his desk that will ban the discussion of sexual orientation or identity in the Sunshine State's classrooms. The bill, dubbed the "Don't...

Democracy Loving Patriot Rooting for America’s Enemy to Reunite Communist Empire

https://youtu.be/LTa16DxoEC8 Right-wing podcaster Jethro Bohiggins loves America. He loves freedom. He loves democracy. Each week on his podcast, he tells dozens of viewers these things, and he warns them about the dangers of communism spreading to the United States by way...
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God Apologizes For Not Telling Everyone About His Great Replacement Project Sooner

After a white supremacist gunman's killing spree in Buffalo, New York over the weekend revealed the shooter's manifesto included...
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