March 19, 2020 March 19, 2020 WHO Strongly Cautions Against Human Centipedes of More Than 7 People by James Schlarmann
March 7, 2020 March 7, 2020 Alex Jones Asks Why Trump Administration Hasn’t Used Anti-Coronavirus Chemtrails to Protect America by James Schlarmann
March 4, 2020 March 4, 2020 Coronavirus Update: CDC Strongly Urges People to Stop Licking Each Other’s Nostrils by James Schlarmann
March 2, 2020 March 2, 2020 Shocking Scientific Discovery Could Mean Donald Trump Jr an Even Bigger Piece of Shit Than His Father by James Schlarmann
February 21, 2020 February 21, 2020 Trump Names David Avocado Wolfe Wind Cancer Czar by James Schlarmann
February 13, 2020 February 13, 2020 Study Shows 85% of Monopoly Money Used to Snort Pixy Stix by James Schlarmann
June 29, 2019 August 15, 2019 Norwegian Woman Would Never Live In S###hole Countries Without Universal Healthcare by James Schlarmann
June 9, 2019 June 9, 2019 Donald Trump Jr. To Undergo Plastic Surgery For Rare Facial Condition by James Schlarmann
