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“Cat Lawyer” Added to Trump’s Shortlist of New Legal Team

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Rumors are spreading wildly as it seems Trump is moving forward with firing his second legal team while also hiring "Cat Lawyer,"...
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Twitter Suspends Marjorie Taylor Greene’s Crack Pipe

SWILLY CORN VALLEY, CALIFORNIA -- Over the weekend, freshman Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene had her government official Twitter account locked for twelve hours for...

Parler Now Being Hosted on Klansman’s Tandy 1000

The alt-right social media app Parler was taken offline when Amazon Web Services canceled their account. It was an action that left thousands of...

Trump Starting New Social Media Company With Ivanka

WASHINGTON. D.C. -- Reportedly, outgoing, one-term, permanently impeached, lame duck, never won the popular vote, President Donald J. Trump was absolutely livid when Twitter...

Man Invents Device for Translating Farts and Donald Trump

EDISON FALLS, IDAHO -- Nicholas Tesler describes himself as an "amateur tinkerer" and he says he enjoys coming up with new inventions, even if...

Twitter To Fact-check President Trump in Real Time

San Francisco, CA -- Social media giant Twitter launched a 'just-in-time' fact checking service this weeks which aims to "lessen the spread of false...

Special Report: Russian Schools Training Trolls to Misspell Like Average Americans

Saint Petersburg, Russia -- The Federal Security Service of the Russian Federation (FSB) made sweeping changing in its "foreign troll curriculum" last week adding common...

Hellraiser Holiday Starbucks Cup Sends Area Woman to Hell

Sparks, NV -- 31-year-old Dawn Qualls found herself in the torturous and fiery pits of Hell over the weekend after ordering a Starbucks limited...

Tesla Introduces Retro Line of Cars Featuring AM Radios

Reno, NV -- Tesla, Inc. is back in the news this week on the heels of a successful quarter. The upstart car company announced...

Amazon Working On Rectal Recognition Software So You Always Know Who Dealt It

//pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/js/adsbygoogle.js (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || ).push({}); SEATTLE, WASHINGTON -- Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos announced today that his company has begun developing a new technology, based on...

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