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Greene Accuses Biden of ‘Wanting to Force You to Eat Plant-Based Bread’

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Conservatives all over America are already extremely paranoid about, and skeptical of, The Green New Deal. A new line of attack aimed at the progressive approach to environmental policies co-authored by Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) and Sen. Ed Markley (D-MA). Perhaps no one is more outspoken in their extreme distrust of The Green New Deal than freshman Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (Q-GA) who blasted the policy proposals on Twitter all weekend, and in a new OAN interview this morning, accused Democrats of “trying to put Uncle Sam in charge of their diets.”

Specifically, Greene is now accusing the Biden administration of trying to force more plant-based foods on Americans.

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“So what’s next for the Demon-crats? Canceling your good, clean, all-American, red meat eating in every way they can, of course,” Greene told noted conspiracy theorist, OAN anchor, and guy who goes on Bumble looking for strange pussy while his wife is pregnant, Jack Posobiec, “and I heard they aren’t going to stop until we are eating plant-based everything. We’re even hearing about certain Dems wanting to force you to eat plant-based bread!”

Her ever-present crack pipe still clutched in her hand, Greene went on to accuse the Biden administration of contracting with George Soros and Antifa, Inc. to “radically change what Americans put in their mouths.”

“Me? I’m a nice southern belle lady-type. I like things I put in my mouth to be either fried or attached to an orange-skinned, racist, reality-TV game show host,” Greene said, with crack smoke billowing forth from her face hole. “But now with Commie Sleepy Joe Socialist Antifa LGTBLTA in charge? He’s gonna force you to only eat what he approves of, personally! It’s reckless, un-American, and as my crack pipe as my witness, I will not let it stand!”

Greene vowed to defeat Biden’s plans and force every American to eat at least six pounds of beef a day.

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“My ancestors did not fight against Abe Lincoln’s tyranny to turn around and 150 or so years later start letting the damn government pick on our ranchers,” Greene said, “and that’s why the government should be forcing our famer’s beef down every American man, woman, and child’s throat.”

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