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Now That’s She’s Been Struck By a Car, Sarah Palin Supports Crosswalks

James Schlarmann - April 1, 2021 0

Former half-term Alaskan Governor Sarah Palin OAN this morning that she "just takes a little longer than normal people" to process and understand basic...

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Gaetz to Play Woody Allen in New Biopic

James Schlarmann - March 31, 2021 0

Gaetz released a statement thanking Epstein Pictures for the gig, and promising to put his "blood, sweat, tears, and genitals into the role."

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Report: Nobody Cares What This Tubby Shitdick Thinks About the Pandemic He Downplayed Anymore

James Schlarmann - March 30, 2021 0

Apparently, the most recently vacated occupant of the Oval Office was extremely upset and unnerved by interviews Doctors Anthony Fauci and Deborah Birx gave...

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Lara Trump Hired By Fox to Do To Her Father-in-Law Publicly What Her Sister-in-Law Does Privately

James Schlarmann - March 29, 2021 0

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- This morning, Fox News made it official -- former President Donald "Mushroom Dong" Trump's daughter-in-law Lara has joined their...

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Hannity: ‘Senile’ Biden Didn’t Mention Windmill Cancer or Bleach Injection During Press Conference

James Schlarmann - March 25, 2021 0

"Joe didn't even have the presence of mind to mention today is the anniversary of the Bowling Green Massacre!"

Politics

Man Whose Career Has Been Partisan Power Grabs Calls Dem Voting Bill a Partisan Power Grab

James Schlarmann - March 24, 2021 0

"You might call me a hypocrite, but I'd just say that my experience makes me uniquely qualified to see partisan political grabs."

Politics

Pop Quiz: Is Antifa or the NRA Responsible for More Deaths in America?

James Schlarmann - March 23, 2021 0

Can you guess who has helped kill more Americans -- the NRA or Antifa?

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Ted Cruz Says If D.C. Gets Statehood, Mar-A-Lago Should Too

James Schlarmann - March 22, 2021 0

"If they're gonna give all those, you know, URBANS, two more senators, it's only fair we get two more ourselves."

Politics

Biden Trips Three Times Boarding Air Force One While Donald Trump Is Still Not President

James Schlarmann - March 19, 2021 0

It was quite a day in the news today, and as always Not Really News is here to give you all the information you need, most...

LIfestyle

Cherokee County Sheriff Once Said Ted Bundy Had ’30 Bad Days for Him’

James Schlarmann - March 18, 2021 0

"I don't know that Bundy was motivated by any hatred for women."

Politics

Ron Johnson: “I Shouldn’t Have to Take My Hood and Robes Off to Prove I’m not Racist!”

James Schlarmann - March 16, 2021 0

"What makes me racist is my racist views of non-white people! But I didn't even say any of that stuff on the radio last week!"

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Biden Thanks Trump for Nearly Spelling ‘Vaccine’ Right on Operation Warp Speed Documents

James Schlarmann - March 15, 2021 0

"I suppose it could've been a lot worse if the scientists hadn't known what he meant by 'VACKSEEN.'"

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