Report: People Were Socially Distancing Themselves From You Way Before Coronavirus

The CDC has recently issued guidelines for reducing the spread of the novel coronavirus, ...

Postponed Coachella Will Now Offer $1200 Boutique Coronavirus Testing Tent

CALIFORNIA — This week, under mounting pressure from a potential pandemic outbreak of the ...

Toddler Doesn’t Give a Fuck

LINCOLN, INDIANA — He doesn’t give a fuck.  He doesn’t give a fuck what ...

Local Woman Refuses to Accept Trophy for World’s Most Stubborn Person

RECALCITRANT FALLS, MINNESOTA — Last month, Cheryl Sherer won a highly-coveted prize from the ...

Local Man Not Sure He’ll Get a Return on All the Money He Invested in His Son

CARMEL VALLEY RANCH, CALIFORNIA — He never expected to recoup every single cent he ...

Trump Orders Toyota to Produce Vaccine for “Corollavirus”

WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald J. Trump has issued and official presidential demand to ...