Toddler Doesn’t Give a Fuck

LINCOLN, INDIANA — He doesn’t give a fuck.  He doesn’t give a fuck what ...

Local Woman Refuses to Accept Trophy for World’s Most Stubborn Person

RECALCITRANT FALLS, MINNESOTA — Last month, Cheryl Sherer won a highly-coveted prize from the ...

Local Man Not Sure He’ll Get a Return on All the Money He Invested in His Son

CARMEL VALLEY RANCH, CALIFORNIA — He never expected to recoup every single cent he ...

Trump Orders Toyota to Produce Vaccine for “Corollavirus”

WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald J. Trump has issued and official presidential demand to ...

Coronavirus Update: CDC Strongly Urges People to Stop Licking Each Other’s Nostrils

WASHINGTON, D.C — The Centers for Disease Control have issued a strong advisory warning ...

Man: “You’re Voting for the Wrong Person You Fucking Idiot”

The following is an editorial opinion piece written by Dick Whistler, a local man ...