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Speaking to reporters at his weekly press conference, Jesus Hubert Christ was asked for his opinions on a leaked Supreme Court opinion indicating the conservative majority is poised to overturn Roe Vs Wade. Christ reiterated that he, as a general...
He's known for a little while that he's ready to settle down and start a family. At 32 years of age, Chad Palumbo says he's done sewing his wild oats, and wants to have some kids. For most self-described...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- For the first time in decades, the United States Supreme Court will hear oral arguments this morning in a case that could have a transformative effect on abortion rights in America.
Since 1973, every woman living in...
CARGA DE BOLAS, TEAXS --When Gov. Greg Abbott signed Texas' new draconian abortion restriction into law last week, it's not very likely that he could have foreseen a case like this one.
"Look, did I wanna report Chuck? Of course...
ATWOOD COUNTY, TEXAS-- The State of Texas has contracted with a city's cemetery to provide burial plots for used tampons.
"Here in Texas we value all life, which is obvious because of our new fetal heartbeat abortion ban," State Rep....
AUSTIN, TEXAS -- Gov. Greg Abbott (Q-TX) signed a law today that makes seeking or obtaining an abortion after the point of erection illegal.
"It is with great pride, and a solemn commitment to protecting the life of the unborn...
A new study just recently published indicates that for every ten people who oppose abortion, ten are not required by any laws to have one. The study, conducted by Common Sense Polling in collaboration with No Duh Data Solutions, shows that fully 100%...
