COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE -- Right-wing YouTube star and singer/writer Jethro Bohiggins is an unwavering supporter of President Donald Trump. Mr. Bohiggins told his subscribers this morning that he's "heartbroken, devastated, and outraged" at the news that a mass...
Atlanta, GA -- The world's largest home improvement retailer announced today that it plans on sponsoring up to 129 miles of President Trump's border wall. Home Depot, known for its labyrinth-like shopping experience and employees who avoid eye-contact says...
MEXICO CITY, MEXICO -- The Federal Government of Mexico has sent an official communique to both houses of Congress, offering to shoulder the financial burden of "any national emergency that Trump can prove is real."
"To the people of the...
Miami, FL -- Burger King Corporation announced today that it plans on replacing its foreign-born and domestic workers in all of its 7400 restaurants with foreign-built robots. The company says that it plans on installing over 60,000 Mexican-engineered and...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Under the Freedom of Information Act, or FOIA, Not Really News has obtained information on a giant secret government experiment that took place over a period of years. Funded through both the U.S. government and private...
Beijing, China -- In a provocative move designed to get under the skin of President Trump, the Chinese Xinhua News Agency announced during a national news broadcast that its wall is thicker, longer and harder than anything Donald Trump could...
Washington, D.C. -- President Trump casually mentioned that he plans on shooting "somebody" on New York City's Fifth Avenue in honor of Martin Luther King Day later this month. The comments, which were sandwiched between questions about border security...
Washington D.C. -- Officials close to President have acknowledged that Mr. Trump's willingness to compromise on a "holographic" version of his proposed wall, the New York Times is reporting today. The aide, who wished to remain anonymous, says the...
