Thursday, February 9, 2023


Cold Texas Temperatures Signal It’s Time for Dodos to Fly South to Cancun As it gets colder in the Lone Star State, its dodo population starts to migrate south to Cancun. It's a phenomenon that has only very recently been noticed by zoologists. We recently spoke to one of the country's leading biologists...

Cruz Suggests Haitian Refugees at Border Should ‘Check Out Cancun Instead’

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A recent surge in Haitian refugees on the U.S. border with Mexico has elicited sharp, persistent criticism from elected Republicans, and this morning Sen. Ted Cruz (Q-Texas) once again dipped his cloven hoofed toe into that...

Poll: 90% of Americans Support Inventing Time Travel to Convince Ted Cruz’s Mom to Be Pro-Choice

"In this country, you can't get this kind of agreement on the wetness of water."
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God Apologizes For Not Telling Everyone About His Great Replacement Project Sooner

After a white supremacist gunman's killing spree in Buffalo, New York over the weekend revealed the shooter's manifesto included...
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