When and how to safely re-open schools that have been closed or had their student populations greatly reduced during the COVID-19 pandemic has always been a hotly debated topic. Throughout the past year and a half, millions of Americans...
"And let me be crystal clear -- I only say 'might' because we have to first confirm he has anything to lobotomize."
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Sen. Rand Paul (Q-KY) clearly has it out for Dr. Anthony Fauci.
Some speculate that Sen....
ATLANTA, GEORGIA -- The Centers for Disease Control have issued brand new, updated guidance they say is meant to "shed light on safe and healthy" ways to stand in a circle and masturbate with or on several other people,...
ATLANTA, GEORGIA -- Doctors with the Centers for Disease Control issued new guidance this morning, urging those who chronically masturbate to "immediately consider" replacing their normal "jack lube" with "an antimicrobial or hand sanitizer" until the COVID-19 outbreak has...
The CDC has recently issued guidelines for reducing the spread of the novel coronavirus, which include a request to consider "social distancing" at large gatherings. In a nutshell, the CDC says you should consider delaying or calling off any...
WASHINGTON, D.C -- The Centers for Disease Control have issued a strong advisory warning against the practice of "nostril licking," at least until after the threat from the novel coronavirus has subsided.
"We understand the impulse, don't get us wrong,...
