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Man Is ‘Blown Away’ How Much ‘It Stinks’ That His Girlfriend Can’t Stop Farting During Quarantine
BROWN CLOUD, CALIFORNIA — He says that there is “absolutely no chance” of it ...
Participants Agree Zoom Orgy Only 30% Less Creepy Than In-Person One
Participants in an orgy via the group video chat app “Zoom” told our reporter ...
Jesus Sees Image of Potato Chip in Bathroom Mirror
KINGDOM OF HEAVEN, ETERNITY — This weekend, Jesus Hubert Christ, son of Trinity, Inc’s ...
Local Couple: Sex Was Really Good Until Husband Got Involved
DISAPPOINTMENT GULCH, ARIZONA — In an interview with Couples Weekly, Tabitha and Mick Garrison ...
CDC Suggests Chronic Masturbators Replace Regular Lube With Hand Sanitizer
ATLANTA, GEORGIA — Doctors with the Centers for Disease Control issued new guidance this ...
Parents Wonder When Kids Will Finally Thank Them for Gift of a Fleeting, Worthless Existence
HOBOKEN, NEVADA — Chad and Beverly Thompson just want to see even a modicum ...
Local Perv Weighs Risk of Breaking Coronavirus Quarantine to Watch You Shower Anyway
LA VALLE SIN ROPA, CALIFORNIA — Nate Robertson is a 45 year old self-described ...
Local Woman Totally Judging What’s In Your Coronavirus Quarantine Preparation Shopping Cart
BECKY FALLS, MINNESOTA — 43-year old Christina “Christy” Tomjanovich is judging the ever loving ...
Petition to Put Harvey Weinstein In Epstein’s Prison Cell Reaches Six Million Signatures
NEW YORK — This week, a petition to put disgraced Hollywood mogul Harvey Weinstein ...
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