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Judge Jackson Regrets Not Pre-Insulting Heidi Cruz’s Looks

Now that her confirmation hearings have come to a close, sources say that Judge Ketanji Brown Jackson is feeling pretty good about her chances of ascending to the Supreme Court. Ms. Jackson was nominated by President Joe Biden to...

Poll Shows Majority Approves of Aborting Texas

A few weeks back, Texas legislators passed a new six-week restriction on abortion procedures in the state. The law effectively deputizes citizens of Texas to tattle on each other, and receive up to $10,000 for essentially suing someone who...

VP Harris Thanks Congressional Republicans For Endorsing Her Future Presidency

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- These days, it's tough to throw a rock in the nation's capital and not hit a Republican demanding that Joe Biden be impeached over his administration's handling of the withdrawal of U.S. troops from Afghanistan. Despite...

Mike Pence on Jan 6th: “The Former President Heard I Liked It Rough”

On January 6th, 2021 a pro-Trump mob stormed the capitol in an attempt to stop Congress from certifying Joe Biden as the next president. It's been called an "insurrection," a "domestic terror attack," and even a "failed coup" by...

Small Government Conservative Wants Critical Race Theory Banned in Schools, Public, and Homes

REAGAN RIVER, OHIO -- For his entire life, 48-year-old William Palumbicci has professed his love of what he calls "true, rock-ribbed, dyed-in-the-wool conservative values." Those values include terms like "rugged individualism," and "bootstraps." At the core of his conservative...

Why Are People More Willing to Collect Unemployment Than The Slave Wages My Company Offers?

Editor's Note: The following was written by entrepreneur and NRN contributor Dustin Pewpson. The views and opinions expressed by Mr. Pewpson are his own, and do not necessarily reflect those of this outlet, its staff, or ownership. Clearly President Joe...

Simon & Schuster Says Fact-Checked Kellyanne Conway Memoir Fits on Four Pages

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- Former White House Senior Bullshit Adviser Kellyanne Conway has written a memoir about her time in the Donald Trump administration, and publisher Simon & Schuster will be printing and selling copies. In a new...

Greene Spent Easter Sunday Worshiping Her Savior and His Son, Donald Trump Jr.

Marjorie Taylor Greene spent her Easter Sunday worshiping her lord and savior like so many other right-wing American Christians did.

Now That’s She’s Been Struck By a Car, Sarah Palin Supports Crosswalks

Former half-term Alaskan Governor Sarah Palin OAN this morning that she "just takes a little longer than normal people" to process and understand basic concepts. During her interview, Palin not only addressed her recent COVID-19 diagnosis and message to...

Pop Quiz: Is Antifa or the NRA Responsible for More Deaths in America?

Can you guess who has helped kill more Americans -- the NRA or Antifa?
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God Apologizes For Not Telling Everyone About His Great Replacement Project Sooner

After a white supremacist gunman's killing spree in Buffalo, New York over the weekend revealed the shooter's manifesto included...
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