Tag: comedy

Barack Obama and Merrick Garland Not Buying Mitch McConnell’s Bullshit

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Former President Barack Obama and Federal Judge Merrick Garland have released ...

Trump Records Christmas Single for Charity: “White Power Christmas”

HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA — American record label U.S. Capitol Records announced this week that it ...

Trump Reminds China It’s His Job to Stifle Black American Athletes’ Free Speech

WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump sent a strongly worded letter, addressed simply “2 ...

Irate Manager Demands to Speak to Store’s Karen

BEAR ROCK, CALIFORNIA — An irate manager at a local retail establishment is currently ...

White Woman Already Sh***ing Pure Pumpkin Spice

The calendar has just barely turned over into September, but 35 year old Katherine ...

Barack Obama Endorses Donald Trump for President

SHARIA VOODOO LABORATORY, SOROS BUNKER #1 — In a truly unforeseen turn of events, ...

Trump Had Special Presidential Crayons Made For Answering Mueller Questions

WASHINGTON, D.C. — For months, FBI Special Counsel Robert Mueller has been wrangling the ...