Wednesday, September 28, 2022

Constitution

Mitch McConnell: “Trump’s Not Above the Law, It Just Doesn’t Apply to Him”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell told reporters outside the rotunda today that he's "sick and tired of the Democrats treating President Trump like he's President Obama." McConnell said that "obstructing Democrat presidents is the solemn duty...

President Orders James Madison Arrested for Plotting Coup Against Him

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump has issued a direct order to the Justice Department, demanding that the FBI "find, arrest, and prosecute for treason" James Madison. Mr. Trump is accusing Madison of being the "mastermind" behind an attempted...

Trumper Blames Gilroy, El Paso, and Dayton Shootings on AntiFa, Weakened Muslim Ban, and Border Wall Fight

COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE -- Right-wing YouTube star and singer/writer Jethro Bohiggins is an unwavering supporter of President Donald Trump. Mr. Bohiggins told his subscribers this morning that he's "heartbroken, devastated, and outraged" at the news that a mass...

Weather Channel To Start Including Local Shooting Forecasts in U.S.

ATLANTA, GEORGIA -- In the wake of a pair of mass shootings,  one in El Paso, Texas, and the other in Dayton, Ohio, The Weather Channel announced this week that will start including hourly, daily, and weekly mass shooting...
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God Apologizes For Not Telling Everyone About His Great Replacement Project Sooner

After a white supremacist gunman's killing spree in Buffalo, New York over the weekend revealed the shooter's manifesto included...
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