Tuesday, December 7, 2021

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Trump Orders Toyota to Produce Vaccine for “Corollavirus”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald J. Trump has issued and official presidential demand to the executive board and shareholders of Japanese automotive company Toyota, ordering them to "immediately and without any delay" produce a vaccine for the "Corollavirus." The...

Coronavirus Update: CDC Strongly Urges People to Stop Licking Each Other’s Nostrils

WASHINGTON, D.C -- The Centers for Disease Control have issued a strong advisory warning against the practice of "nostril licking," at least until after the threat from the novel coronavirus has subsided. "We understand the impulse, don't get us wrong,...
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Biden Sells White House Naming Rights to Soros, Inc for $666 Trillion

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Joe Biden signed an agreement today that authorizes a name change to the historic residence...
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