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Trump Names David Avocado Wolfe Wind Cancer Czar

WASHINGTON. D.C. -- President Donald Trump recently attacked wind-based energy production in part because the turbines necessary kill a lot of birds and the noise they make could even cause cancer. It is not a new attack on Big...

David Avocado Wolfe Clinging to Life After Accidental Crystal Chakra Overdose

AURA CITY, WOOSCONSIN -- Local authorities and doctors are confirming at this time that lifestyle coach, nutrition guru, and the World's Most Enlightened and Wizened Man, David "Avocado" Wolfe is in critical but stable condition following what appears to...
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God Apologizes For Not Telling Everyone About His Great Replacement Project Sooner

After a white supremacist gunman's killing spree in Buffalo, New York over the weekend revealed the shooter's manifesto included...
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