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Florida’s Child COVID Positivity Higher Than Its Adult Literacy

TALLAHASSEE, FLORIDUH -- Children in the America's Dong State are more likely contract COVID-19 than adults in Florida have a chance at being literate. That's according to new data from the Centers for MAGA Disease Control. "Numbers like these, unsurprising...

McConnell: “What Idiot Gave These Corporations So Much Power in Our Political Discourse?”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Sen. Minority Leader Mitch McConnell (Q-KY) has a reputation for being a steely, unemotional political combatant, even as he's driving a rhetorical dagger into the hearts of his opponents. This morning, however, shortly before lashing out...
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Biden Sells White House Naming Rights to Soros, Inc for $666 Trillion

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Joe Biden signed an agreement today that authorizes a name change to the historic residence...
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