Saturday, October 1, 2022

Democratic Party

Man Switches Parties After Devastating “Demon-craps” Insult

CORNHOLE LAKE, MINNESOTA -- For most of his adult life, Gary Bababuoy has been a registered Democrat. That doesn't mean he hasn't cast votes for candidates who belong to other parties, but about 20 years ago, Gary found himself...

Cruz: “Republicans Are the Party of Lincoln and That’s Why We Defend the Monuments and Flag of His Racist Enemies”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- During a break in a Senate hearing on voting rights laws, Sen. Ted Cruz (Q-Trump's Taint) blasted Democrats for holding the hearing in the first place, and referred reporters to one of his tweets for context. "It's...

Democratic Operative Regrets Rigging Election for Mitch McConnell to Retain Senate Control

LOS SOROS, COMMIEFORNIA -- She didn't think things through; at least not completely. She put in months of time, working to cobble together the perfect, undetectable scheme to rig the 2020 election. When the votes started coming in last...

Trump Appoints Giuliani as DOJ’s New Director of Democrat Investigations

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This week, Attorney General William Barr admitted that the Department of Justice has started an official process by which to handle information fed to them from President Donald Trump personal lawyer, former New York City Mayor...

Man Burning Cross in MAGA Hat Says Democrats Are the ‘Real Racists’

WALLACE, GEORGIA -- A man in a MAGA hat burning a cross on the lawn of his black neighbor is not a racist, he says. "You know who the real racists are? The Democrats, that's who," the man tells us...

Marianne Williamson: “Make No Mistake, I’ll Ram These Aura Crystals Right Up Donald Trump’s Puckered A**hole!”

CHAKRA FALLS, IDAHO -- Before her appearance on the debate stage last night, it's likely that most Americans had absolutely no idea that author Marianne Williamson was running for president. They might not have known she was a Democrat,...

Trump Demands Paul Ryan Institute Electoral College Rules For 2018 Midterm Results

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump, having taken in the whole breadth and scope of the 2018 mid-term election results, has sent a "high urgency, bigly important" notice to outgoing Speaker of the House Paul Ryan (R-WI), demanding that...
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God Apologizes For Not Telling Everyone About His Great Replacement Project Sooner

After a white supremacist gunman's killing spree in Buffalo, New York over the weekend revealed the shooter's manifesto included...
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