Tag: Donald Trump

Trump Orders Toyota to Produce Vaccine for “Corollavirus”

WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald J. Trump has issued and official presidential demand to ...

Trump Supporters Demand Football Hall of Fame Remove Socialist Barry Sanders

The Pro Football Hall of Fame released a statement regarding a “deluge of calls, ...

Trump Names David Avocado Wolfe Wind Cancer Czar

WASHINGTON. D.C. — President Donald Trump recently attacked wind-based energy production in part because ...

Trump Pardons Lee Harvey Oswald

NARANJO CHINGADOR, CALIFORNIA — President Donald Trump has not been ashamed to use his ...

Trump Appoints Giuliani as DOJ’s New Director of Democrat Investigations

WASHINGTON, D.C. — This week, Attorney General William Barr admitted that the Department of ...

Trump Wants Impeachment Witnesses Shipped Off to Border Camps

WASHINGTON, D.C — President Donald Trump wasted no time at all seeking his retribution ...

Enormous Rug and 51 Brooms Delivered to Senate Chamber

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Sources close to the situation are reporting that an enormous rug ...